When you look like a greasy mixture of a nasty ol goose and the horridness of a turkey......usually also got sickle toes
by RLOVE March 3, 2003
Get the GOOSE TURKEYmug. a "dirty" martini made with Grey Goose Brand Vodka mixed with olive brine. Garnished with 3 olives. Shaken, not stirred. (See also-dirty kettle: made with Kettle One Brand Vodka)
Hey Susan, would you care to join me at the Top of the Mark for a filthy goose? But of course Chris...vamanos!
by Mr. Lane "Dyogi" Mayer October 15, 2003
Get the filthy goosemug. Way harder than going wild, turkey, or ham. A level only obtained by the elite few who are able to take it to the next level in any given situation
Person 1: did you see how hard that dude went last night at the bar? 19 shots 12 beers and he's a diabetic!
Person 2: yea man he was going goose
Person 2: yea man he was going goose
by Eggsforbreakfast123 December 25, 2011
Get the Going goosemug. to feel the urge of some nasty quickly flowing excrement about to blast out of your ass.
similar to having mud butt but moves much faster.
similar to having mud butt but moves much faster.
he suddenly turned pale, and started walking funny as he walked stiffly to the restroom. I think he has a case of the goose shats.
by borWorm February 13, 2007
Get the goose shatsmug. A transsexual animal that is half goose and half lobster. It has a goose head and lobster claws, also goose feet and a lobsters tail. Has a mustache and wears a tiara. Usually seen while flying in a hot air balloon.
I am the prettiest transsexual lobster goose you will ever meet while flying in a hot air balloon. Cousins with the hamster moose!!
by cassa1111 November 13, 2009
Get the lobster goosemug. The phenomenon of drinking an excessive amount of alcohol (grey goose in this case) and developing "flu-like" symptoms the next day.
Sal:Say, where was Jane at work today?
Rick:I dunno, says she has the swine flu, but sounds more like the Goose Flu!
Sal:Jane drinks too much!
Rick:I dunno, says she has the swine flu, but sounds more like the Goose Flu!
Sal:Jane drinks too much!
by cptGRRR December 21, 2009
Get the Goose Flumug. The act of doing a head stand while shitting out a goose and then chopping your own legs of and feeding it to a goose.
by TheGooseFlock December 17, 2013
Get the goose legsmug.