Goon

A cheap, low quality wine often sold in 5L casks called 'goonies'. A goonie can be purchased for well under the price of a regular bottle of wine as it tastes like cat's piss, but still contains around 11%ALC/VOL. Goon is a popular drink amongst teens and the homeless within Australia, as it provides lots of booze for lots of people at a fraction of the cost of anything else on the market worth drinking.

Goonie - $15
That's 3 people drunk for $5 each!

Goon is the main ingredient in goon punch, the main tool in 'Goon-o-fortune' and 'Goon Warrior', as well as a popular accompaniment to the card game 'Kings' (waterfall).

Guy 1: Ooohhh sooo sick... Never drinking goon again...

*One week later*

Guy 2: Dude, wanna go grab a goonie for tonight?
Guy 1: Sure!

by Danielkjoyce July 10, 2010

Goofy ass hoe

A bum ass dumb ass funny ass hoe a cunt ass hoe think she allat needs get her ass beat social media talker ugly as bitch lame ass bitch fuck ass bitch df 😂💯‼️

U a goofy ass hoe 👌😂💯‼️

by True FactZ June 18, 2018

Art Goon

Someone who portrays there lifestyle with art

Ah that boy Reem Heffner a art goon .

by Jayvaughn May 14, 2011

big goon tuna

A play on the term "big kahuna," denoting a self-serving, self-righteous narcissist who wallows in delusions of grandeur.

I am the big goon tuna. I am a god, a legend, a virtual genius, and the epitome of moral rectitude.

by '52 Broadcaster September 23, 2006

silly goofy mood

When someone is being an absolute quirky baddie 🤪

Person 1: Sorry guys I'm just in a silly goofy mood 🤪🤪
Person 2: its ok bestay its ok to let ur goofy side show 🤪❤❤

by the quirkiest baddie October 31, 2021

Goon Boys

A youth or underage drinker who drinks cheap cask wine.

Goon Boy - "Hey Tom were GOON BOYS! everyone is full on lookin at us they reckon we're cool"

Crowd - "Pfft underages and their cask wine, faggots."

by bdizzy January 11, 2008

Goofy Older Brother Syndrome

A condition most commonly pertaining to young men wherein every female he is attracted to automatically kicks him to the friend zone because she thinks of him as an older brother. This often occurs when a girl mistakes being a gentleman or a nice guy for being a pussy. Some girls go so far as to designate these poor bastards as their go-to "Shoulders to Cry on" when they repeatedly get shit on by the assholes they do date. -See the film "Sexdrive"

"Dude did you get anywhere with her last night?"

"No man, she told me it will never happen cause I'm too much like a brother to her and she doesn't want to ruin our friendship. I must have Goofy Older Brother Syndrome."

by SCF November 6, 2009