gooch wars

An alternative to the Halo Live gameplay "Gulch Wars".

We were playing gooch wars last night with Keon!

by xKiLL4 October 01, 2007

gooch butter

When a male puts his finger on his gooch, collecting sweat and smell, and then sticks his finger in a peanut butter jar and licks it. That peanut butter is now gooch butter.

Sal: Why the fuck did you put your gooch fingers in the peanut butter?

Jimmy: It's gooch butter now.

by FlickO April 12, 2009

Gooch Slapper

A song so good, it has a physical effect on the body. It slaps the gooch.

Gin and Juice is such a great song! Total gooch slapper.

by CyanideCastro August 11, 2011

gooch monger

also a preson who would glady engage in sexual activities with other men involving the use of his gooch.

"what now"(nathen) "why dont you go fuck your fellow gooch monger tyler."(Straight people)

by andy!!!!! September 14, 2006

Pseudo Gooch

When the gooch of a feminist inflates, usually incurred by the natural wrath of gender, to form a female scrotum

Damn Bill, look at the pseudo gooch on that one!
Shit Mike, she must be real hot and bothered

by The Captian May 04, 2015

Gooch Dragon

A Gooch Dragon comes from the latin "goo" and the greek "Chadragon", meaning 'To Be Obnoxious" If someone wears a swag flatcap and walks around yelling YOLO and Banter, you've caught a goochdragon.

"Did you see that dude who just passed by?"

"I know right, either he's drunk, stupid or just a sloppy Gooch Dragon!"

"Did you see that dude who just passed by?"

"I know right, either he's drunk, stupid or just a sloppy Gooch Dragon!"

by Zeke Rue January 12, 2015

Gooch Goo

A days worth of ball sweat.

I worked my ass off all day in the sun and need to clean all this gooch goo off my ballsack.

by Inomon May 09, 2018