The rubbing, touching, or otherwise light stroking of the goochal area (taint, aka fleshy man-bridge). Usually done in the privacy of your own home, primarily in the closet.
*side note* a closet gooch can only be done to a male, by another male of 3 years of age or older.
*side note* a closet gooch can only be done to a male, by another male of 3 years of age or older.
by Fleshy Man-bridge January 14, 2006

When a male puts his finger on his gooch, collecting sweat and smell, and then sticks his finger in a peanut butter jar and licks it. That peanut butter is now gooch butter.
Sal: Why the fuck did you put your gooch fingers in the peanut butter?
Jimmy: It's gooch butter now.
Jimmy: It's gooch butter now.
by FlickO April 12, 2009

by CyanideCastro August 17, 2011

also a preson who would glady engage in sexual activities with other men involving the use of his gooch.
by andy!!!!! September 14, 2006

by JessicaDavis June 13, 2017

Wrestler A: I’m so glad I won.
Coach: How did you end up winning?
Wrestler A: I used the gooch knuckle and he completely gave up.
Coach: How did you end up winning?
Wrestler A: I used the gooch knuckle and he completely gave up.
by amnbitch July 18, 2021

A paste type of waste that accumulates between the ole brown eye and scrotum. Usually found in males ages 18-45 and after a long days work. Also see: All day dick.
Dude, Joel got into my car after work and all I could smell was his Gooch Gunk. He even left a snail trail, when he got out.
by Dead Boar Customs January 16, 2020
