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Goblin Surprise

Alcohol induced event when a man thinks he picked up a hot girl in a dark club with makeup and a nice dress on, has sex that night, then the next morning wakes up to find she is a goblin looking creature.
James tells Glen, "Hey man did you see that hot Asian bartender Clint picked up last night?" Glen, "Yeah she was cute!" James, "Well Clint woke up in the morning and had a Goblin Surprise, she looked like Yoda from Starwars!"
by TuckDCconnect January 5, 2011
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Turf Goblin

A father figure who is up-tight about his yard and grass.
Man my dad is such a turf goblin.
by BryceisCrispy May 10, 2020
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goblin pocket

A part of the body often used to conceal goods such as the butthole or underboob.
His prison shank was found in his goblin pocket.
by Stumbling January 20, 2021
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Horny goblin

When one turns into a goblin becoming extremely aroused, usually caused by having swamp ass
Horny goblin: jack is on sabbatical honey
by Swampedbandit April 15, 2022
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Scrotum Goblin

Noun
Referring to a male midget with a head height about as high as where a ballsack is located, and they often run into your scrotum by mistake.
As I made a sharp turn a scrotum goblin rammed into my ballsack

The weird new kid sure is a scrotum goblin
by 69dingdonger May 15, 2019
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Research goblin

A person that does extensive research on a particular topic as a job or a fascination.
He was a research goblin for the news channel.
by Only a Beta September 7, 2021
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Nicotine Goblin

A nicotine goblin is a term used to describe person addicted to products containing nicotine such as cigarettes, but especially vapes and pens.
These people turn into nicotine goblins when facing forced withdrawals, usually from misplacing their vape.
Billy: Holy hell Jessica’s apartment was trashed.

Tony: She’s been tearing the place apart

looking for her vape, that girl is a nicotine goblin.
by Wannabatonda zuglooch February 22, 2023
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