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dean gaffney

an unreal bit of accomodation
that's a dean gaffney that mate
by rigster57 May 29, 2022
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Jacks Gaff

To get absolutely smashed at jacks scanners gaff
Here I just went to jacks gaff and got wasted
by Gyro man June 17, 2022
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Jacks Gaff

To get absolutely wasted at jack scannels gaff
Here I went to jacks gaff and I was wasted
by Gyro man June 17, 2022
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Chrissy Giffy

Chrissy Giffy, famous for the Chrissy stiffy is a multi millionaire paraplegic of shop lands road by day and batman + serial flasher by night. Chrissy Giffy is plagued with the burden of no roof accomodation as it was stolen by none other than the mail mangler Chrissy Giffy’s part time nemesis full time fuck buddy. To prevent the stealing of the next believed target (Chrissy Giffy’s mailbox) Chrissy Giffy posts up on the roof scaffolding of his manor in his typical batman armour (fully naked with a cape and mask to conceal his identity) in full splits as he claims ‘the breeze down under keeps him alert’. Hours had passed until the mail mangler showed himself. Chrissy’s stiffy reacted quickly and deployed a flash bang into mail manglers eyes as Chrissy G deployed a barrage of batarangs into the mail mangler and has his way with him whilst still maintaining the splits. An armada of the AUS army came to backup the mail mangler and Chrissy Giffy couldn’t handle it no more “time for din dins” as he unloaded an armada of his own of semen and batarangs till he decimated them all. “All in a nights work”
"Is that who i think it is"
"OMG! Its Chrissy Giffy, his splits are so perfect, his pecker, so ready to deploy a flash bang, he truly is a serial flasher, a midnight menace".
by Greg man August 16, 2023
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Blow the Gaff

To knock one out on to a piece of cloth - in most cases a hankerchief - roll it up and hide it under the bed covers.
Guy: hey, why you late today? Been waiting for ages...

Friend: Sorry man, had to blow the gaff first.

Guy: Did you wash your hands?
by Crazy Meka September 16, 2009
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