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guilt package

The act of making a team member or friend feel bad by showing how much work you have completed on a project you have both working on, by making them realise how little they have done.
I got more results from Terry once I showed him my guilt package
by Billy Shoepack February 5, 2009
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guiltache

When you has a headache because she feels guilty for not making and delivering a customer's footlong sandwich to their house
Bob- after a hard day's word: Damn, i feel like im getting a headache.

Alan: No, thats a guiltache, you didnt go the extra mile today.
by unhappy customer2211 August 26, 2009
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guiltuntear

When a volunteer is sought for something that no one wants to do, but that someone HAS to do, a guiltuntear will volunteer out of guilt, and will do so with a tear welling up in their eyes, because they really don’t want to do it.
Supervisor: "Hey producers, we need one of you to volunteer to oversee a baloney task, for another department's project, this Friday night."

Guiltuntear: "Ahh, crap. I suppose I should probably do this..."
by Matto—Sweet Motorcycle Dude September 30, 2010
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guiltmug

verb: To do someone a favor when they did not ask for it, expecting money or favors in return.
I was on my way into the convenience store when that bum guiltmugged me by holding the door open.

I was stopped at the red light when a bum guiltmugged me by cleaning my windshield.
by sephethus July 16, 2011
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Guiltgestion

A suggestion delivered in a manner that will make you feel so guilty you'll have no choice but to take it. Powerful recovery tool used by PAJO.
Sponsor-"You should invite your parents to anniversary night so you can publicly thank them for putting up with you...just a suggestion " Sponsee-"Wow, that's like a guiltgestion."
by S.P.M April 20, 2013
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Guilt nap

The nap that inevitably comes just after masturbating.
"I was late to work because my guilt nap lasted longer than usual."
by robr September 1, 2013
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Guilt Jerk

n. The act of masturbating while simultaneously crying in an attempt to cheer yourself up.
"Did you hear that Danny got caught cheating on her?"

"I'm sure he had a guilt jerk over it"

"Sure.."
by Degeneration101 February 14, 2014
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