road to Grimsby

female scruttocks; the skin between a lady's fanjita and her ass , so called because it stinks of fish and is on the way to a shithole

Im taking heer home along the road to Grimsby...

by J Dubya December 27, 2003

Big Mac Grip

When a Very obese women who has fat sausage fingers give a man a handjob causing his penis to be crushed by the grip

"Yo james why is your dick all bruised and dismembered"

james: " Nat gave me the Big mac Grip on my Couch."

by Jamie White September 5, 2008

Grip master

unhung teen though confident in his mastery of self stimulation despite several obvious shortcomings.

If your finger can touch your thumb your girth is below average

how's your grip masterb8r?

Although yearning for escalation from all his fucking homework a grip master will have neither handies nor pussy and the only oral activities he'll get will be laughter at his hard short skinny penis, but he's always down to fap especially encoregasm

With grip master aspirations jizzing a dozen a day he failed to recognize his cock fell short of the five inch average penis length for six months into puberty which is well short of seven inch average penis length.
More laughable still he could tuck two knuckles gripping nowhere near five inch average girth.

A grip master grasps shaft from pelvis up, right hand atop left, leaving no penis exposed. If he had average length there would be some penis exposed -- if he was hung another hand stacked would still leave some penis exposed with fingertip unable to touch thumb.

by heatHerize January 16, 2013

grip

The act of executing someone, usually in a video game.

Ape 1: Dude, lets grip that guy over there and sell his stuff!
Ape 2: oooGA boOgA cHOcCY MilK
Victim (after being gripped): Wow double teaming I see...
Ape 1 & Ape 2: Haha Gg Ez FUnny fOrTNItE daNcE tIMe tO tElL MY pareNtS Of mY gREaT AchievEmeNT!11111!!

by Gavinboy3000 November 16, 2020

grippa

Short for "grip of", meaning a handful, a group, or an approximate few.

There's a grippa geese!

by ryan y February 23, 2005

Quinzy grip

the act of putting index finger up the fanny and your thumb up the arsehole and squeezing the tips togeather.

" I had her in a quinzy grip and swung her high above my head"

by micky willy July 17, 2011

vulcan death grip

In computer systems the method of using the a combination of interupt keys to perform a soft reboot or other functions.

See also Three fingered salute and CTRL ALT DEL

One would use the xwindow vulcan death grip in order to restart the window manager.

by The original silver falcon June 11, 2006