grease fire

When a big fat mother fucker is cremated and the entire building goes up in flames!

When Uncle Porky died his fat liquified during his cremation and spilled over the drip pan causing a massive grease fire 🔥 destroying the funeral home.

by E.F. Crazy, LLC. March 13, 2025

Grease Swap

To swap the poop grease of one's asshole with the asshole grease of another by scissoring each others o-rings together

"Let's lock these buttholes together and grease swap!". Can also be used as "Let's lock these buttholes together and swap some grease!"

by anonymous April 15, 2025

Grease the tracks

When you spray non-stick cooking oil on your ass hole before staking a shit so that the shit does not stick to your ass.

Before John went to take a dump, I had to help him grease the tracks.

by Blake-ayyyyy February 7, 2026

Grease Pony

Derogatory term

Coined by the genius Yung Buttpiss, this has no real meaning and is meant to show that anything can be made into a slur if enough people use it

This is explained in the song 'Grease Pony' by Yung Buttpiss: "Being offended is fucking objective"

"Hey Tim!"
"Ew, gtfo of here Jim you fucking grease pony"

by CamTheRichest March 20, 2026

Grease hole contest

When you and your boys oil up each other’s assholes and see who can last the longest before wiping it off!

Hey joe! Let’s go do a Grease hole contest!

by Turbonutchuk June 8, 2025

Grease up all my folds

Using face cream to help with wrinkles

Using Lube

god I need to sort my skin up, grease up all my folds

God I itch, I need a lotion to grease up my flaps and folds

by JessieDinSL June 13, 2025

Grease up all my folds

Using face cream to help with wrinkles

Using Lube for vaginal dryness

god I need to sort my skin up, grease up all my folds

Delilah said 'God I itch, I need a lotion to grease up my flaps and folds'

by JessieDinSL June 13, 2025