Power-Glove

To partake in brachioproctic insertion whilst additionally inserting an erect phallus and masturbating until climax within the rectum.

This girl was gaping so widely that I could fit both my dick and fist in there. By the time I was done with her, her ass was a mangled, cum-oozing mess. I wore her like a filthy power-glove.

by El Niño Negro September 29, 2014

bring your boxing gloves

When someone challenges you to follow the rules for the purposes of working out a disagreement until the bout is called.

I told my ex-wife to "bring your boxing gloves" to meeting we are having tomorrow regarding a disagreement we are meeting to resolve.

by Boxing buff November 21, 2013

the down stairs glove

Used to stop pregnancy

Jake: Yo I heard Miya is pregnant
Paul: Yea, forgot to use the down stairs glove

by Qarti January 05, 2023

goober glove

a glove that consists of male semen and webs from finger to finger.

after splugerin, i smacked my girl with a goober glove.

by freakoswa February 08, 2011

Poseidon's Glove

When you have to poop but you don't want poop on your hand so you put toilet paper around your hand.

I Had to poop but i didn't want to get poop on my hand so i used poseidon's glove.

by Sifi999 November 04, 2021

Eskimo glove

A foul fishy smelling garment that will fit 5 fingers

When Nathan the Eskimo glove removed his mitten it smelled like it'd been inside Katie's limpet

by Maugli the great March 14, 2021

scouse gloves

To pull your sleeves down over your hands

Ere me hands are freezing Dave ...well pull your scouse gloves down

by Dave Angel eco warrior January 24, 2021