wasabi glove

A condom filled with wasabi that one proceeds to stick his dick in.

Oswald gave her the wasabi glove last night. Now he's in the intensive care unit.

by BootyInferno December 8, 2013

oven gloves

A white person's tool in order to not burn themselves

wow dude this meatball is really hot can u pass me the oven gloves

by memeballs June 29, 2017

Peanut butter glove

Fisting a human with an upset tummy

I put my fist in him so deep that it came out with a peanut butter glove !!

by Gilburt February 4, 2025

Turd glove

A small bad creature or thing

Listen to that annoying sparrow chirp in the tree. what a turd glove

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) April 22, 2024

gloving season

A collegiate tradition started on December 3rd 2019. The act of walking behind an unsuspecting person and throwing a glove over their head and onto the ground in front of them, striking fear and panic into the heart of the victim.

Example:
Me: OMG!! I was walking to class the other day and I got so scared!
Catherine: OMG!! Why?
Me: Justin totally just gloved me!

Catherine: You poor poor thing, it is gloving season...

by Macaronboi December 3, 2019

scouse gloves

To pull your sleeves down over your hands

Ere me hands are freezing Dave ...well pull your scouse gloves down

by Dave Angel eco warrior January 24, 2021

Blue Gloved Santa

A Santa that forgets his gloves at the strip club, so he has to borrow an elf’s blue gloves.

We heard Santa exclaim as he flew out sight, “I left my gloves at the damn strip club last Friday night,” but Daniel the elf came tip toeing by and brought Santa a pair of his blue ones to try (blue gloved santa).

by DJTruth December 10, 2022