Glennoned

In NCAA football, to get "Glennoned" is to have your team's undefeated season come crashing down at the hands of a mediocre team, led by a mediocre QB, and one of the only ACC quarterbacks not to transfer to Wisconsin - Mike Glennon.

The resulting defeat crushes your hopes of making it to the BCS title game (but let's face it, the $EC has to be in it regardless) and makes every other win seem insignificant, especially as NC State has a mediocre rest of the season.

Getting Glennoned on the ESPN website is referred to as getting gleasted.

EJ Manuel was hot on the Heisman list until he got Glennoned at Carter-Finley Stadium in Raleigh.

by ccccchris December 14, 2012

glarn

An undesired part of the animal that makes it into your meat while you are eating it, such as veins, bone, cartilage, fat, etc. Something that might be hard to chew, or that you don't want to swallow, but you don't necessarily want to spit out out to see what it is.

Carol: I was eating the ham and I found a glarn.

Lisa: That's why I went with the turkey.

by otteroftheworld June 23, 2014

gloria gaynor

Gloria Gaynor is an American singer, best known for the disco era hits "I Will Survive"(At first I was afraid I was petrified, thinking I couldn't live without you by my side), "Never Can Say Goodbye", "Let Me Know" and "I Am What I Am".

Person 1 : Hey, what happened to Gloria Gaynor?

Person 2 : Last I heard she was still surviving.

Person 1 : Oh, I guess she is what she is. -(>.>)-

by YellowQwert November 6, 2015

Gloire

naturally beautiful, glorious in every way...strong, loyal, independent, dignifying, intelligent
can be insensitive at times, but is very loving

derived from the french origin meaning "glory"

She is such a Gloire.

by g.9 March 22, 2017

Glyssa

Glyssa is a very loving person. She cares If your hurt or sad. She wants to tell the truth but she's scared that he might reject her. She'll always keep your secret even if it means nothing to you. She'll comfort you in a very nice way. Her appearance is long black hair, luscious pink lips, and tall. She is an amazing friend and will never let anyone down. When she is mad she needs her friends to calm her down. She really loves having friends. She loves being artistic, taking photographs, and listening to music. She is also very funny and will make you laugh when you are sad. She would be and amazing girlfriend who will care for her boyfriend.

Glyssa is my best friend!
Glyssa is mine and only my girlfriend!
"Glyssa that was so funny!"

by Anonymousdude102 September 28, 2018

glankles

a compound of the words "glass", "ankles". This term describes painful or injured ankles due to infirmity or misadventure.

This term is often used used when a person receives ground-shock when jumping down from something, when an athlete becomes injured from landing on their foot poorly, or in video gaming, where a player's character takes unexpected "fall damage".

The term is similar to "grankles"; infirmity of ankles, and subsequent difficulty walking, due to frailty of advanced age.

"Just jump down, the fence isn't that high!"
"Arrrgh, my glankles!.. no really.. I think I twisted something.."

"She has been sidelined for 3 games because of a recurrent injury. The team is hoping those glankles don't cost them the Cup."

by Erebus February 2, 2019

glorified lesbian

Someone that has never been with a man before and we all know it

Ellen DeGeneres is a glorified lesbian .

by IAmJustADroid June 2, 2020