gifter

someone who makes gifs on the internet

"hey mom i made a gif i am a gifter"

by iceloops November 24, 2015

pillow gift

When you take a shit on someones pillow as a surprise for them to find.

I left a pillow gift for Steve.

by Judester June 29, 2008

Tulsa Gift Bag

A man who no matter what woman he fucks, he gets her pregnant. His ball bag will always provide the gift of life.

Krystal: I may have made a mistake last night. I slept with that new Russian guy.

Karen: Are you out of your mind. He has a Tulsa gift bag.

by Drpun May 19, 2009

mandatory gift giving bush

A Christmas tree

What did Santa leave for you under the mandatory gift giving bush? (cherubic child's voice) A choo choo and a dolly and a bike and a 15" black double ended dildo with buttchugging attachment and a football and a kite and a......................

by Ramone Goodlove December 26, 2012

The gift of goodbye

A sarcastic parting commentary offered upon the exit of a particularly offensive or distasteful relationship.

So, I heard that you're no longer working at the bank.
Oh, so true. They've jacked up my paycheck for the last time. I gave them the gift of goodbye.

by YAWA February 9, 2021

GIFt

A .GIF file and/or link send to a friend as a pleasant surprise can also be known as a GIFt. A mashup of the words GIF and gift, respectively. EG:

1."Hey man, just found this! Have a GIFt on me!"

2."Jerry's so cheap - I spent £20 on him for Christmas and all he could get me was a crappy little GIFt"

by Saville Vajazzle December 21, 2014

Gift Bomb

A burst of gifting activity over a short period of time

I sent a Gift Bomb to my sister's baby shower and she was delighted!

by BauerClient January 27, 2015