February 5

This day is where we celebrate our pet curing our depression! Now get your lazy self and spend more time with your pet!

Dog:woof woof *licks owners tears*

*owner giggles*

Owner:can't wait for February 5th!

by Oopsksks February 3, 2020

february 18th

today is the day the legend jhope of bts was born . we must all drink sprite

dude: hey its february 18th , you know what that means
other dude : WE MUST ALL DRINK SPRITE

by dnsud October 16, 2019

February 20

February #20 the day where people with big dicks are born that deserve hot girls

February 20 holy shit sweetheart your hot holy shot honey u have a big dick

by Bobber December 7, 2019

February 5th

National Do whatever you want with your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day.

Hey, guess what? Its February 5th! We can do whatever we want with our boyfriend/girlfriend!

by Snowflurry_21 November 6, 2019

february 14

the day when you shall get your booty eaten like groceries

girl: ugh it’s february 14th
guy: take ur pants off and let me eat that booty

by bigsnothoe November 2, 2019

February 9th

A day for a girl or boy to get fucked and have the time of there life.

If you don't have the best day of your life just order a pizza.
Invite people to your house and have a pizza party.

dude#1: bro it was my girls birthday yesterday on the February 9th.
dude#2: that cool what you do
dude#1: something in the bed

by lillygirl1234 December 6, 2019

February 17

National Kiss my Ass day
Oh, it’s February 17th. It’s a day where no one cares about anyone else opinions

Karen: Sam, you really shouldn’t smoke. It’s bad for your health and my baby.
Sam: Karen, shut up, you and your baby can kiss my ass. It’s February 17th

by Katsuki Fucking Bakugo Bitch August 1, 2020