McPenis Filet

Italian sausage sandwich from Quizno's

Did you see the veins in that McPenis Filet?

by Zeke May 7, 2005

fecal file

A human being who is more obsessed with a greasy brown stain in their butt crack, than what it takes to be a "relatively" functioning person in a democratic society.

Just because I gambled and lost doesn't mean that I can't go to church anymore. Everybody poops--unfortunate that everbody can't laugh at other peoples misspoopings--

by Seaniapolis March 26, 2004

X-Filed

A way of retrieving contact information on the opposite sex without means of direct communication.

Roger: Dude, How did you get that girl's phone number without even talking to her?
Ray: I X-Filed it using the phone book.

by X3LA September 26, 2008

X-File

1. A term used to describe a convicted child molester that has been released from prison.

2. A popular television show in the 90's about 2 FBI agents investigating the paranormal.

That X-File is just going to molest more kids, he should have been killed in prison.

by fatso December 10, 2004

Rockford File

When a man who is having sex with a woman doggy style proceeds to push his thumb into her asshole, then removes it, and smears the feces from his thumb along the wall that is directly in front of him.

"Haha! Check out that Rockford File Joey left in Joanna's bedroom!"

by Johnny Dangerous September 20, 2003

Epic-Failed

verb

1. to be monumentally unsuccessful/impotent at a given task.
2. to stop working properly.
3. to leave something unfinished/neglected.
4. lyrics to Britney Spears' new single: "Oops, I Epic-Failed Again".

Dude, you epic-failed with that last sentence; it officially contains more inaccuracies than it does proper English grammar.

by EDI Guy March 22, 2011

fish filet

The opposite of a sausage fest.

This sorority party is a fish filet.

by stickitinmyfish August 31, 2012