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Probably means something like "slut" or "prostitute" on the planet Remulak. From the movie Coneheads (1993). Beldar Conehead called the offspring this to their mate when they found out the offspring had an Earth temporary tattoo and makeup on their cone.
Beldar Conehead: "What have you done to your cone!!!"
Connie Conehead: "Nothing."
Beldar: "No? Turn around... Naah!"
Connie: "Naah! It's not a real tattoo."
Beldar: "Mibs! Mibs! Unacceptable!"
Connie: "It's just a decal. Everyone's wearing them."
Beldar: "If everyone jumped in the bitumious cauldron, would you jump in too?"
Connie: "I'm not a little cone anymore, Dad!"
Beldar: "Maintain low tones with me, maintain low tones...Now go to the hygenic chamber and remove it. Also you're wearing far too much lip and cheek enhancement."
Connie: "Mom! My makeup looks okay, doesn't it?"
Beldar: "Do not invoke the approval of your other parental unit. Now, if you wish to accompany me to the enclosed retail compound, you will make the necesssary corrections. And remove the decal!"
Connie: "Fine..."
Prymaat Conehead: "Beldar..."
Beldar: "She looked like a common flathrag on payday..."
Prymaat Conehead: O.O *goes wide-eyed at Beldar's comment*
Connie Conehead: "Nothing."
Beldar: "No? Turn around... Naah!"
Connie: "Naah! It's not a real tattoo."
Beldar: "Mibs! Mibs! Unacceptable!"
Connie: "It's just a decal. Everyone's wearing them."
Beldar: "If everyone jumped in the bitumious cauldron, would you jump in too?"
Connie: "I'm not a little cone anymore, Dad!"
Beldar: "Maintain low tones with me, maintain low tones...Now go to the hygenic chamber and remove it. Also you're wearing far too much lip and cheek enhancement."
Connie: "Mom! My makeup looks okay, doesn't it?"
Beldar: "Do not invoke the approval of your other parental unit. Now, if you wish to accompany me to the enclosed retail compound, you will make the necesssary corrections. And remove the decal!"
Connie: "Fine..."
Prymaat Conehead: "Beldar..."
Beldar: "She looked like a common flathrag on payday..."
Prymaat Conehead: O.O *goes wide-eyed at Beldar's comment*
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Get the Flathrag mug.Traditionally a pub with a flat roof. A ‘shit pub’ . A popular place for gammons to congregate and a breeding ground for EDL.
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Get the Flat roofer mug.Created in Puerto rico is when you find anything on the street combined with cheese, ham, tomato, and lettuce
Hey son whatcha making
Oh nothing just a flat banana sandwich
What's on it
Just some 20 year old gum, dog shit, and some frog intestines
Oh nothing just a flat banana sandwich
What's on it
Just some 20 year old gum, dog shit, and some frog intestines
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Get the flat banana sandwich mug.An old circus term for a joint or cigarette that, typically, has been flattened in the ass pocket of one’s jeans.
It’s and old circus term, thats why we say that.
It’s and old circus term, thats why we say that.
Example:
Alex: “Can i bum a cig?”
Will:“Yeah but they are all Flat Stanleys.”
Mikey: Who flat stanleyed the joint?
Matt: My bad I was drunk and sat on them at the bar.
Alex: “Can i bum a cig?”
Will:“Yeah but they are all Flat Stanleys.”
Mikey: Who flat stanleyed the joint?
Matt: My bad I was drunk and sat on them at the bar.
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Get the Flat Stanley mug.Combination of "pwned" and "pounded flat." To be even more pwned than every before. Usually occurs in games, movies or other pop culture when a person has something large land on them, removing them from view and, presumably, killing them instantly. Items include cars, helicopters, boulders and buildings.
Did you see Kumar in that Superman movie? He had, like, one line, and then was pwnd flat by that 100-foot black crystal spire. Dizzam.
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