Flake news

Inconsequential news that receives airtime normally reserved for regular world events

And then there was a story about David Beckham's latest tatoo. Who cares? It's just a load of flake news.

by Danlod June 14, 2017

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nigerian flake shake

This is when Two black people (Any gender) Cum in the others hole at night.

Person 1: Yo wanna make a nigerian flake shake?
Person 2: I dont want to get pregnant nibba!

by HiNick May 22, 2018

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Yogurt Flakes

Yogurt Flakes occurs when ejaculate solidifies in the hair or body hair of a man or woman.

"eww sick man, got out of the hot tub at the gym and i was coated in yogurt flakes"

by chunk knuckle February 28, 2010

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flake fool

You invited your bro out and he seems down to go however he low key passes because he's with a chick.

flake fool - "Hey I'll go let me see what's up with her first."

by anonymous April 14, 2021

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The best, and healthiest cereal brand. Lanky Flakes is made up of 100% natural ingredients. Each color has a different flavor of basic fruits. Red: strawberry, orange: orange, yellow: banana, green: lime, blue: blueberry, & purple: grape. See more information on your box of Lanky Flakes when you purchase it at: Best Buy, Walmart, Target, Kohl's, Acme, & ShopRite!

Lanky Flakes is good cereal!

by Lanky Kong! December 11, 2017

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