Dickly feet

Feet that smell like absolute dick and look like they've gone through WWII

Fabian has such dickly feet for a ladies man

by itsRaySorryFabianIwasBored June 20, 2016

franken feet

The peculiar way of walking after sitting on the bowl too long and losing all feeling from the knees down.

Look at him lumber away from the bathroom, he's got franken feet.

by realtalljason2 July 12, 2011

feet potato

Fat feet, that don't move. Fat gross feet.

You have feet potatos.

by Wigglypigglytiggly January 7, 2017

Hearty feet

Hearty feet is a yummy food that dates back to the 19th century. Heart feet is a mix of pig feet, Goat heart and horse lips.

Last night i eat hearty feet with my finner.

by catsdogs May 2, 2022

father on the feet

(n.) a girl who wears dad shoes.

Fathers on the feet have multiplied since Balenciaga's White Sneakers became trendy in 2017. Also called "Walkathon Patriarchs" because they empower the patriarchy's aesthetics "one step at a time."

Did u see Rebecca's outfit? Absolute father on the feet.

by nolandc September 26, 2019

5280 feet

A nerd

Wow a mile is 5280 feet... nerd

by Faint 750 December 25, 2020

feet as fuck

something that is gross or unappealing, nasty; trifling

you look feet as fuck.

by fafgang4life June 27, 2021