When you find farming too easy and you need to “turn em’ green” in order to hit your weekly targets – It is common for the leader of the farm shout “Farm Harder” in order to ensure you “turn em’ green” and hit your farming targets. When it is shouted it is common to hear all the other farmers shout back in unison “Farm Harder” and this is usually proceeded by everyone “Farming Harder” and enjoying a cold Beer to celebrate hitting their farming targets. You could also shout “Up the Baggies” to illicit the same response.
by Sizzler1 June 15, 2018
Get the Farm Harder mug.The process by which two uncircumcised men, immediately after enjoying anal sex, pull out prior to ejaculating and immediately begin to dock. Once docked, with engorged members covered with with feces, said participants blow their loads. The resulting product resembles freshly turned earth covered in maggots.
Last night JP asked if I would like to try maggot farming. I said "why not?" JP said "better get some wet wipes, it can be messy." I am regretting it now, as I believe I have an infection.
by Uncle Phatty June 23, 2018
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"Chuck walked in here this morning I thought he was in a good mood but he just had farm swagger. Now I've got to mop the floors"
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Get the Farm Swagger mug.To farm chickens in a skilled manner, illegal in Alaska and Nigeria. Only gamers are aloud to chicken farm
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Get the Chicken farming mug.The act of searching the floor for stray pieces of methamphetamine, typically for an hour or longer. This is in part because it's almost always picking through carpet for near-shake. Never involves actual shards or fingers, despite the name, because larger pieces are so much more quickly and easily found.
The effects of meth leads tweakers to compulsively do this, enough that it is a strong indicator of being twacked -- or much less commonly spun out (the sleep deprivation-induced fatigue and the distractability caused by it typically prevent getting stuck for long).
Notably, no ice needs to have actually been dropped -- if they believe some may have been, that is often enough for the search to begin -- and the search will frequently continue whether everything has been found, there never was anything, or all that remains is particles that only a vacuum could extract from the fabric (the last will involve copious cursing and, if no one manages to redirect the seekers' attention, possibly lead to some expression of rage).
The effects of meth leads tweakers to compulsively do this, enough that it is a strong indicator of being twacked -- or much less commonly spun out (the sleep deprivation-induced fatigue and the distractability caused by it typically prevent getting stuck for long).
Notably, no ice needs to have actually been dropped -- if they believe some may have been, that is often enough for the search to begin -- and the search will frequently continue whether everything has been found, there never was anything, or all that remains is particles that only a vacuum could extract from the fabric (the last will involve copious cursing and, if no one manages to redirect the seekers' attention, possibly lead to some expression of rage).
Man, he was so twacked last night; he was shard farming the whole time I was over there.
Hey, you remember when we spent like four hours shard farming in that hotel when you dropped the sack?
Hey, you remember when we spent like four hours shard farming in that hotel when you dropped the sack?
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Get the pity farming mug.A Safe Farm is a farm that is located in in the woods in order for you to be protected from society, the main uses of a Safe Farm is to keep a low profile if you have ever done a Crank-Dat video, if you have done a Crank-Dat video; GET YOUR ASS A SAFE FARM NOW AND WATCH YO' BACK!!! But a Safe Farm is very useful as you can grow your own weed, don't have to worry about baby mama's, and have peace to yourself.
** Due note that there could be wild animals in the area that will pick on your crops and could potentially cause harm to you, just remember to keep a frying pan on you and you should be good :)
** Due note that there could be wild animals in the area that will pick on your crops and could potentially cause harm to you, just remember to keep a frying pan on you and you should be good :)
by TAwaiN of Puffy Vaginas January 26, 2023
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