finger farming

planting your fingers where they don't belong. cultivating a woman not in your possession.

the girlfriend said to the boyfriend "you go finger farming around we are done!".

by bob1000 December 3, 2009

Turkey farm

A noisy location where one cannot understand the topic of discussion of those in that location.

SCREAM It sure as hell is a turkey farm here.

by The Master of Nothing July 4, 2016

fuzz farm

the unshaven area above the wiggly meatstick and/or the lady puff

i shave my fuzz farm into a heart shape for my bf

by suckmynonexistentcock August 6, 2016

pity farming

an exaggerated display of emotions with the intent to garner sympathy for oneself

In “To Kill a Mockingbird” Mayella Ewell engaged in pity farming on the witness stand.

by skuffed_up March 1, 2023

Farm Harder

When you find farming too easy and you need to “turn em’ green” in order to hit your weekly targets – It is common for the leader of the farm shout “Farm Harder” in order to ensure you “turn em’ green” and hit your farming targets. When it is shouted it is common to hear all the other farmers shout back in unison “Farm Harder” and this is usually proceeded by everyone “Farming Harder” and enjoying a cold Beer to celebrate hitting their farming targets. You could also shout “Up the Baggies” to illicit the same response.

Farm Harder...everyone is now farming harder to hit their targets

by Sizzler1 June 15, 2018

AFK Farm

A setup in a video game that allows a player to amass items without doing anything. Often associated with the game Minecraft.

I built an AFK farm for sugarcane to run overnight.

by Mattjod July 29, 2021

Born on a farm

Originally used to say "you left the door open", based on the fact that farms don’t have doors to be shut because there outside.

More recently, it has been used to simply indicate that a person is ignorant or uneducated as if they were brought up on a farm.

"it's really cold outside and you left the door open! were you born on a farm?”

by Jromeodriller January 28, 2018