Falconlover

A large hairy fat person who loves his Ford Falcon so much that he will spend an incredible amount of money sticking Ebay "performance" parts on the car and then sing the theme song to Fast & Furious as he drives it, ripping the E-brake up trying to perform 'drifting' and causing traffic accidents.

Andrew is a flamboyant falconlover. Look at the pink neon lights he's just added to his Falcon.

by Bob440 October 24, 2014

falcon

Referred to as the stand-in for the word "person". A person can be reffered to as a head or a dome (see both). Falcon has the same context.

Robby - yo head, lets go kill some brewskys at my crib
Me - nah falcon, lets go kill them at my crib
Robby - alright thats straight

by jmg6 May 17, 2007

falcon

Mis-pronunciation for the word vulcan, particularly common for people with a Belfast accent.

"I was on the Enterprise and this falcon stole my lucky charms"

by Andy Tiger July 20, 2008

falcon

Slang term for the male genitalia, mainly meaning the "penis". Often used in conversations with women to reduce the use of "dirty" words. Many relations to the bird can be found in the relating termanology used when talking about the penis.

"So, you want to see my falcon's wingspan?"
"I cut the falcon's nest this morning, it's all nice and trimmed up."
"The falcon is very protective of it's eggs."
"I'm going to wait a while before I let her unsheathe my falcon."

by The Loser Jameir May 18, 2005

Fallcorning

A gothic style sexual act involving two males, see also Homosexual gay sex

Tom was fallcorning mark last week.

by M Johnston August 5, 2007

Falcon Punch

When the male is fingering or 'poking' the female he inserts both his thumb and index finger and reaches for the top of the cave of the Womb, Pinches with both fingers pulls down as far as he can and lets the skin ping right back up again. - Bleeding is Inevitable.

Falcon Punch

by HardcoreGreenArmy April 26, 2010

Falcon Syndrome

Falcon Syndrome, or "Falcons" for short, may take years to develop, and, when in the final stages, may blind patient with hubris, ultimately leaving them unable to communicate in any form except self-flattery when reminded that not everyone who isn't from their town is retarded.

Side effects include, but are not limited to:
- Dependency on social media, i.e Twitter, Facebook, etc...
- Narcissism
- A naive-ness to most forms of common sense and political correctness
- A lacking in maturity when not given what they want, which tends to be worsened by consumption of alcoholic beverages

"I heard she has Falcon Syndrome, but it doesn't seem like she knows!"
"I don't think she'll ever find out, the poor girl."

"Yo, dog, I hate to break it to you, but I think your girlfriend has Falcons."
"You're totally right, she won't get off Twitter. This is not good."

by JustinBelieber06001 January 9, 2012