fake Constitution

What the 45th POTUS thinks about the US Constitution primarily because he has never read it and therefore thinks it does not exist.

Why don’t you check out that phony Emoluments Clause in the fake Constitution?

by Dr Bunnygirl October 21, 2019

Faking Depression

Someone Who Begs And Is Desperate For Attention. That They Resort To Faking Depression To Their Friends, And On Social Media

My Friend Web Just Posted That He Has Depression

Probably Faking It Like The Jobber He Is

OH yeah! I Forgot! That He Is Always Faking Depression! Haha!

by Hollywood Hooligah July 22, 2018

Fake Steeze

Fake style; when a skateboarder tries too hard to have grace in his/her tricks, forcing something that isn't there.

That skater is so full of fake steeze; he just mob flips everything.

by HitPop December 17, 2008

fake friend

A retard who never comes up to you or asks you to hang out and says that they are your friend. If your 'Friend" gives you "Advice" while really pointing out your flaws and making fun of you, they are for sure a fake friend. They also always talk about you behind your back and try to make you hated.

Person: I always have to ask someone to hang out or I have to always go up to them to start a conversation
Real friend: They sound like a fake friend, get better friends

by bhfg6t7h October 25, 2017

Fake depression

If your name is Kazuto you are faking sad feelings to get attention bc your gf slaps you

Kazuto - i want to die bc i have fake depression

by @Kazuto#5284 November 11, 2019

fake aunty

Your mums best friend who you call Aunty Lianne but is not related to you whatsoever! You know she's not a real Aunty but love her anyway :-)

Aunty Lianne is my fake Aunty. She's been my mums best friend for so long she's practically family

by Coco14 June 24, 2014

hippy faked

When you're driving down the street and see the back of what you think is a hot chick with beautiful hair down to her ass, who then turns around and it's a guy like willie nelson.

"Damn that chick is fine! Oh no, I got hippy faked!"

by pete460 October 12, 2012