Floppy Waggerdoodle

When a special person decides to be a dick on the day where you can't take it and you just go off. This person exhibits traits of: being a dick, annoyingness, hooking up with your ex a week after breaking up, trying to court you, not using their seat belt in your car, or not remembering the bee song.
Jim: Hey Brad, I like your shirt dude!

Brad: Fuck off Jim, you Floppy Waggerdoodle!
by Jeremiahlover123 September 14, 2019
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Poppy floppy

(adj.) a temporary reduction in consciousness resulting from the consumption of opiates, ie derivatives of the opium poppy, Papaver somniferum.
Is your junkie friend OK? Oh, yeah- he's just a bit poppy floppy.
by Azenath69 March 09, 2022
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Floppy Penis

A floppy penis can be imagined as a uncooked sausage, soft and squishy.
I usually have a Floppy penis when I look at Grandma porn...usually.
by A lil bit of chicken fried November 08, 2019
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floppy-cute

something that is so floppy it is cute
My son has the best floppy-cute ears.
by sickgoat3 January 15, 2018
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Floppy flapper

The act in which 10 or more males get together, with one female for a gang bang. One of the men is to be tricked and held down by the other participants. The woman will begin to peg the tricked male, while all of the other males slap his face with there flaccid penis. The act is only finished when the male has both sets of cheeks flushed.
Man 1 : man we totally got Jon the other night

Man 2: yeah for sure he definitely wasn't ready for the floppy flapper.

Woman: I wonder if it hurts worse to sit down or to smile.
by Odinson01 May 24, 2022
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Floppy Style

I was smacking her floppy style last night, didn't even get hard before I came.
by Thephallicprophet May 28, 2022
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Floppy disks

A very old woman's exposed breasts.
Guy 1: "Did you see Melisandre get old as fuck when she took that necklace off on Game of Thrones last night?"

Guy 2: "Yeah man, I totally lost my hard on once I saw her floppy disks."
by brande brady May 04, 2016
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