by Anita Dyck July 4, 2024

A guy who is flaky and never agrees to plans. He always bails out last minute. Usually is sensitive and sad underneath, and just needs some friends to stick by his side.
He is such a flake chump, he never leaves his house and always flakes out last minute. No wonder he has no friends and always listens to sad music
by urbandictionarylegendword March 9, 2019

by Bspeeda March 12, 2022

by Euplio Jr La Mendola December 20, 2017

A flake is someone who generally makes plans with you, promises to do things with you but can never seem to follow through. When confronted with their behavior they usually get defensive and run away.
Jordan made plans to go hangout with me. He either never shows up or is super late. Jordan is a flake.
by FlappyJacky May 20, 2023

A triggered, insecure, and/or generally stupid conservative. (Compare to "snow flake")
Often times, these people are simultaneously anti-government and pro-police, hate abortions but love caging immigrant children, and are otherwise riddled with cartoonishly asinine cognitive dissonances of the like.
Generally speaking, this term can be used as a generic slur, but is especially appropriate when a conservative is triggered by the user, after the user points out the contradictions within the reasoning of the corn flake.
Often times, these people are simultaneously anti-government and pro-police, hate abortions but love caging immigrant children, and are otherwise riddled with cartoonishly asinine cognitive dissonances of the like.
Generally speaking, this term can be used as a generic slur, but is especially appropriate when a conservative is triggered by the user, after the user points out the contradictions within the reasoning of the corn flake.
"Oh get your dick out of your mouth, corn flake. We get it, you think you're an 'alpha'."
"Cool it corn flake, it's not his fault that you don't know what you're talking about"
"Cool it corn flake, it's not his fault that you don't know what you're talking about"
by Pepsilon December 30, 2020

Someone who acts like a fucking idiot all the time and in general is just a nutsucker and a ballsack
by Lil_beanflaker25k August 25, 2025
