Carlos The Fifth

noun, adj: the name of a creepy looking candy bar from Mexico, what you call someone that does something in a stupid or a homosexual manner.

Peter: Hey guys, let's go watch My Little Pony.
John: My Little Pony??! Oh god you are such a Carlos The Fifth.

by Stiffy Fedora November 12, 2012

Featherdusting

When a girl flirts excessively with people. For instance in a bar setting. It usually includes but is not limited to touching, repeating questions, sitting on laps and sending random text messages. The girl is most always drunk.

"I was sitting next to him, featherdusting for sure..."

by K.C. Collins April 3, 2008

fifth column

Fifth column is a group of people invading a country in a stealthy way. If everything goes well in a period of time the numbers outweigh the native people then the fifth column rise up and and take over the territory or country.
Fifth column examples: Muslims into England, Spain & France. Mexicans into the United States, California, Texas & New Mexico. Fall of the Roman Empire.

Mexicans are the fifth column.

by takethathill August 22, 2006

Fifth

Noun - A nickname for a person who you've slept with that you needed a "fifth" of liquor to sleep with and you want to plead the "fifth" the next day.

I hit it with that guy across the bar, totally a fifth.

by gobird November 20, 2009

Tar and Feather

The act of forcing a tar ball in the mouth of your sexual partner(s), bending them over, and shoving their face(s) in your feather bed or feather pillow. The idea here is to continually pound said partner until the sheet or pillow case splits open and you ejaculate into the tarred and feathered faces. NOTE: This act is best performed on people who talk too much before, during, and after sexual relations.

If you don't shut the fuck up, I'm going to tar and feather your face when I fuck you later.

by Dean Philipsen April 1, 2011

feathers

A rating for how skanky a girl is. The rating goes from one to five feathers, but extra's can be added for the sake of emphasis.

(The original term was coined because of a very skanky pair of underpants. A thong with feathers over the crotch)

Girl 1: How many feathers do you have?
Girl 2: Roughly fourteen :P

by SingingStorm May 19, 2009

fifth avenue

1. Some shitty street in New York

2. A car that was manufactured by Chrysler through most of the 1980s, has a V8 engine, and is more comfortable/fun to drive than 90% of modern day four-bangers.

1. "Lets go throw shit at the stores on Fifth Avenue

2. "Holy shit, look at that Fifth fly!

by Internet Nerd September 19, 2008