fake Constitution

What the 45th POTUS thinks about the US Constitution primarily because he has never read it and therefore thinks it does not exist.

Why don’t you check out that phony Emoluments Clause in the fake Constitution?

by Dr Bunnygirl October 21, 2019

Faking Depression

Someone Who Begs And Is Desperate For Attention. That They Resort To Faking Depression To Their Friends, And On Social Media

My Friend Web Just Posted That He Has Depression

Probably Faking It Like The Jobber He Is

OH yeah! I Forgot! That He Is Always Faking Depression! Haha!

by Hollywood Hooligah July 22, 2018

Fake Steeze

Fake style; when a skateboarder tries too hard to have grace in his/her tricks, forcing something that isn't there.

That skater is so full of fake steeze; he just mob flips everything.

by HitPop December 17, 2008

fake friend

A retard who never comes up to you or asks you to hang out and says that they are your friend. If your 'Friend" gives you "Advice" while really pointing out your flaws and making fun of you, they are for sure a fake friend. They also always talk about you behind your back and try to make you hated.

Person: I always have to ask someone to hang out or I have to always go up to them to start a conversation
Real friend: They sound like a fake friend, get better friends

by bhfg6t7h October 25, 2017

Fake depression

If your name is Kazuto you are faking sad feelings to get attention bc your gf slaps you

Kazuto - i want to die bc i have fake depression

by @Kazuto#5284 November 11, 2019

Fake diamond

A girl who is really vain and shows off too much around people or by them selves

Girl 1 showing off in front off others

Girl 2 what a fake diamond

by anonymous September 24, 2016

real-fake

A real-fake is anything that is fundamentally fake, but is still treated legitimately real in certain contexts. Real-fakes are different from knock-offs, which approximate the real thing, but never claim to actually be the real thing.

These bootleg Wayfarers aren't knockoffs, they're real-fakes because they have the Ray-Ban logo on them and they are cosmetically similar to genuine Ray-Bans, so that the glasses appear real.

My girlfriend and I got real-fake married to qualify for better financial aid. In principle and on paper, our marriage is real, but in practice we're still just dating.

In college, I lived with 14 of my friends in a single house. We jokingly decided to make it a real-fake fraternity and hang letters over the balcony, but the experience was almost like living in a real one.

by dsveddy September 27, 2018