Science Nerd; I have made a new radioactive chemical!! *Town Blows up* Random Dude; EPIC FAIL. Chuck Norris; *Crys*
by Whut It Dew September 03, 2009
To fail instantly by your own words when you try to comeback in an argument. (Combined from the words Instant and Fail.)
Bill: Joe, I still think that Cartoon Network has the best Cartoons.
Joe: Say what? Theres Nick, Disney, PBS Kids......
Bill: You watch PBS Kids?! Insta-fail.
Joe: Say what? Theres Nick, Disney, PBS Kids......
Bill: You watch PBS Kids?! Insta-fail.
by Doubledome June 08, 2007
by only slightly June 20, 2010
When innocently playing Oregon Trail, when one of your party members manages to magically break their leg while calmly riding in a wagon. Other incidents include your wagon falling apart while crossing a river, firing wildly in circles while hunting and missing every target, or another party member instantly dying from some horrible disease.
1) Man, what the fuck? My entire wagon exploded like 3 feet from shore. I just Oregon Failed.
2) "you shot 18 animals for 12563 pounds of meat. However, you can only fit 12 more pounds into the wagon" "Wow, Oregon Fail."
3) Ok, Jess just died of dysentery for some reason. What an Oregon Fail.
2) "you shot 18 animals for 12563 pounds of meat. However, you can only fit 12 more pounds into the wagon" "Wow, Oregon Fail."
3) Ok, Jess just died of dysentery for some reason. What an Oregon Fail.
by wallace a. danglejunk January 13, 2009
A term used to describe an unsuccesful attempt at achieving a goal, usually with unintended hilarious results. While a 'fail' can be defined as simple disappointment, an 'epic fail' is of monumental proportions. A term most commonly used by keyboard warriors of the internet age that choose to argue on the website Youtube.com, whose lives could be summed up as an 'epic failure'
by cloak15 January 20, 2009
Everything from, involved with, or related In any way to Hudson WI is a fail. They tri to do stuff and absolutely fail. The residents of Hudson Wisconsin were all accidents and complete fails. They can easily be picked out of a crowd by there obnoxious hair style dubbed, Hudson Flow which just screams, "I think I'm Better than you." Also Hudsonites partake in the sport fall baseball. This however was never meant to be a sport. Don't be confused by the fact that the MLB plays in the fall that is different altogether because it is the playoffs of a profesional sport. Fall baseball is baseball played by amateurs in the wrong season of the year. All participants are thus Hudson fails. If you run into someone from Hudson the safest thing to do would be to kill them and burn the body, but if this cannot be arranged simply compliment their hair and run like hell.
Look at that Hudson Fail he is such an idiot.
Wow look at Schaefer he is a Hudson Fail.
Wow tri harder or you will be a Hudson fail...
You just Hudson failed.
He thinks he is cool cause he has his hair brought up to a point in the front but he is actually a Hudson fail.
Wow look at Schaefer he is a Hudson Fail.
Wow tri harder or you will be a Hudson fail...
You just Hudson failed.
He thinks he is cool cause he has his hair brought up to a point in the front but he is actually a Hudson fail.
by Tú madre fu December 20, 2009
by Titanium Benj May 25, 2010