Alternative Factsplanation

Attempting to explain something that isn’t true using made up “alternative facts” like Kellyanne Conway.

President Trump told us he was researching using bleach in the human body to kill Coronavirus. The next day he gave some bullshit alternative factsplanation that he “was being sarcastic.”

by Perpetual Student April 24, 2020

Fact Rape

A fact Rape is when someone owns(rapes) someone else with a fact.

Thomas and Zaccary were having a conversation on the 2011 elections.

Thomas: Stephen Harper isn't a good prime minister.

Zaccary:Oh yeah, did you know that he lowered the GST by 2% since he was in power?

Some little douchebag in the class:OOOhhhh,you just got fact raped...BITCH!

by I go here in info at school June 9, 2011

faceship

a term that describes when one flies a great distance and lands on their face, often skidding several meters with severe pain and humiliation

doctor: what happened?
stoner: he did a faceship, with his face, and i laughed
doctor: yeah, i laughed too
wounded person: (dies of severe facial injury)

by thepumaman November 29, 2011

Facesurf

to recreationally swipe through online dating profiles

She facesurfs on Tinder when she's bored but doesn't respond to any of her messages

by CThumbelina July 30, 2016

Fact resistant human

People that are resistant to scientific fact at their own peril. Probably due to the vast amount of ecocidal propaganda out there meant to mislead. Perhaps they will become more receptive when they become in an environment without food water or air

The fact resistant humans were driving the current legislation and electoriate

by Dgnflyinca May 10, 2019

Facesaver

An individual who makes a habit out of saving face. This person will do everything in their power to avoid admitting their mistakes or face embarrassment or shame as a result of their own doing. He/she lives in a fairytale world where it’s normal to just ignore the hurt caused by the crummy things he/she does to others. When a “fight or flight” situation occurs, the facesaver is known to usually choose the flight option.

Kenny is such a facesaver. He never owns up to his fuckups. He just expects everyone to forget the dumbass things he does and act like everything’s great when clearly it’s not. Instead of being a man and admitting he fucked up, he just runs away anytime he is confronted with the bullshit he caused! Kenny is the epitome of a facesaver!

by CloudKeeper December 27, 2019

Facesim

It is the act of judging or discriminating others based on how they look

Subject A: I'd go talk to her butshe's not that pretty

Subject B : isn't that facesim?

by Blue crayonnn June 25, 2020