Oh I will be all alone this weekend in my big house. I wish some scrawny little neighbor boy could come keep my company
by ASS April 21, 2005
Fictional character from the television series "True Blood". Eric is a 1000+ year old vampire of scandinavian descent.
I don't really feel like explaining his lifestory but I'll tell you this, unlike Edward Cullen from Twilight, Eric is a badass motherfucker! He's arrogant, confident, witty, and a douchebag but it's what makes him fucking awesome. He also dresses well. He just oozes of coolness. Loves to wear leather jackets.
One of the only dudes who can wear flip-flop with jeans, a v-neck t-shirt and not look like a flaming faggot.
Can be put in the same category as Jason Staham when it comes to the few men that it is okay for straight men to have a crush on.
I don't really feel like explaining his lifestory but I'll tell you this, unlike Edward Cullen from Twilight, Eric is a badass motherfucker! He's arrogant, confident, witty, and a douchebag but it's what makes him fucking awesome. He also dresses well. He just oozes of coolness. Loves to wear leather jackets.
One of the only dudes who can wear flip-flop with jeans, a v-neck t-shirt and not look like a flaming faggot.
Can be put in the same category as Jason Staham when it comes to the few men that it is okay for straight men to have a crush on.
Eric Northman: "Humans..."
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Eric: "Forgive him, he is abnormally attached to this human".
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Eric: "Do I have blood in my hair?"
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Eric: "And Pam... Those were great pumps (smirks)"
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Eric: "I do not respond well to threats."
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Eric: "Forgive him, he is abnormally attached to this human".
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Eric: "Do I have blood in my hair?"
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Eric: "And Pam... Those were great pumps (smirks)"
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Eric: "I do not respond well to threats."
by BadassDude June 30, 2009
Definition of Eric Irizarry- pronounced "EWIC IWIZAWWY" person, noun, or verb
He has had approximately 35 unaccredited non speaking roles and appearances in All kinds of walk roles and minor character fill-in parts in independent films and a few "extra" roles in major motion pictures.
He has loyal Fans. Called "EWICAS"
he is just randomly amazing at Everything for NO REASON AT ALL. Like any sport + ping pong and throwing stuff.
Also he has this smile that tells every emotion he could possibly be feeling at the moment: happy, hungry, tired, bored, embarrassed, judgmental, angry, It’s all the same exact smile.
That is why the Eric's angry smile is the scariest because you never know if it’s legit anger or not.
No matter what happens the Eric always presumes everything to be "all good".
he has a verb named after him that is called, “pulling an Eric”.When you do somethin nice for someone out of the goodness of your heart
Erics also have this weird habit of only going on facebook when there is a room full of people behind him just to be anti-social on a social network.
Erics are also very polite when it comes to kicking out his friends, he uses *Rule # Eric: “I think you should go”. Eric can kick you out of his room, study areas, bathrooms, hallways, and yes even your own room.
Usually if you cannot explain why Eric can do something that normal people cannot it’s just because he’s Eric, don’t question it.
He has had approximately 35 unaccredited non speaking roles and appearances in All kinds of walk roles and minor character fill-in parts in independent films and a few "extra" roles in major motion pictures.
He has loyal Fans. Called "EWICAS"
he is just randomly amazing at Everything for NO REASON AT ALL. Like any sport + ping pong and throwing stuff.
Also he has this smile that tells every emotion he could possibly be feeling at the moment: happy, hungry, tired, bored, embarrassed, judgmental, angry, It’s all the same exact smile.
That is why the Eric's angry smile is the scariest because you never know if it’s legit anger or not.
No matter what happens the Eric always presumes everything to be "all good".
he has a verb named after him that is called, “pulling an Eric”.When you do somethin nice for someone out of the goodness of your heart
Erics also have this weird habit of only going on facebook when there is a room full of people behind him just to be anti-social on a social network.
Erics are also very polite when it comes to kicking out his friends, he uses *Rule # Eric: “I think you should go”. Eric can kick you out of his room, study areas, bathrooms, hallways, and yes even your own room.
Usually if you cannot explain why Eric can do something that normal people cannot it’s just because he’s Eric, don’t question it.
Guy 1: "Who was that guy that was an athletic extra in that awesome indie movie i saw that no-one else did?"
Guy 2: "oH! I googled it, His name is Eric Irizarry"
Guy 2: "oH! I googled it, His name is Eric Irizarry"
by Loyal EWICA January 15, 2011
A slithering ginga-ninja. He's half boy/half snake. He's afriad of headlights, and loves slithering in bushes. He may slither into your tent at night, creep into your covers, he will try not to wake you, but if he does he will Ninja away with a following slither. He's quite kind though. And only eats Chris Reyer's
Taeya: OMG, did you see Eric Cooper slithering in our tent last night?!
Kyla: YAH! i think he went into faith's sleepingbag! :O
Faith: that was him?! i thought that was you, kyla!!!!
Kyla: YAH! i think he went into faith's sleepingbag! :O
Faith: that was him?! i thought that was you, kyla!!!!
by Blaaaank. August 20, 2011
All the evil on this earth condensed into a rather obese 10 year old boy,sadly,He depicts what most of us are like..,He is a rude,Crazy,Bad mouthed,Anti-Semitic,Racist,Witty,Cunning,Stubborn,Obese bastard.
Full Name:Eric Theodore Cartman
Relatives:Liane cartman,the biggest whore in america
:The other fat cartmans,all of them are
fatter versions of him
Enjoys: Watching terrance and phillip,,making anyone feel like shit and eating.
Dislikes: pretty much everything else
He is fucking insane.
Once he got a kid to eat his own parents because he owed him $10.
In imagination land the christmas critters he invented in a fucking weird story give someone HIV then killed them.....
Ah well it's still the funniest shit on this depressing earth
(its funnier then watching telitubbies when ur high)
Full Name:Eric Theodore Cartman
Relatives:Liane cartman,the biggest whore in america
:The other fat cartmans,all of them are
fatter versions of him
Enjoys: Watching terrance and phillip,,making anyone feel like shit and eating.
Dislikes: pretty much everything else
He is fucking insane.
Once he got a kid to eat his own parents because he owed him $10.
In imagination land the christmas critters he invented in a fucking weird story give someone HIV then killed them.....
Ah well it's still the funniest shit on this depressing earth
(its funnier then watching telitubbies when ur high)
by FucktardedScarecrow June 19, 2009
racist, fat, mean-spirited, sexually confused, and funny as hell. A main character on the popular animated show South Park. he hangs out with Kyle Brovloski Stan Marsh and Kenny Mccormick. constanly makes fun off Kyle for being a Jew. He lives with his mother, and we never see his father. He constantly is coming up with crazy plans to make money or just has stupid ideas in order to have fun. He is very whiny at times. He is The Coon
Kyle: "GODAMMIT, CARTMAN, YOU FATASS"
Eric Cartman: "SHUT UP, YOU FILTHY JEW!"
Example 2
Eric Cartman: "Mom, can i get a Chinpokomon toy?"
Mom: "No, poopykins"
Eric Cartman: "But meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem! I want the toy before Kyle gets it so i can be coooooooooooooooool."
Eric Cartman: "SHUT UP, YOU FILTHY JEW!"
Example 2
Eric Cartman: "Mom, can i get a Chinpokomon toy?"
Mom: "No, poopykins"
Eric Cartman: "But meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem! I want the toy before Kyle gets it so i can be coooooooooooooooool."
by Stan Kyle Kenny Cartman January 27, 2011