English Martin

A stereotypical Yorkshire man who is intent on hiding his true heritage. Usually a bit of a prick, shit at fifa

Met this guy the other night saying he was Scottish, the guy was a proper English martin

by #nottony September 9, 2021

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Brief English

A dialect which uses the brief versions of expressions and is based on the "Prolix, and Concise, Sets of Words" handbook.

Identifying and listing the prolix and illogical English expressions and their concise counterparts, a scholar realized that many who use the brief expressions speak in the Brief English dialect, which unlike other dialects focuses not on which words are said, not how they are said.

by but for March 13, 2019

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Morning English

The words you use in the morning while talking to strangers in gas stations, breakfast shops and coffee houses. While in your head, makes perfect sense. Audibly, It consists of various Broken English babble that makes no sense to anyone unless it is used in conjunction with hand signals.

Dude, your Morning English was so bad I thought you were speaking Alien.

by TheBigE_843 March 7, 2015

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Anonymous English

The form of English that members of Anonymous use. Nobody can tell whether they are using it to try and be cryptic, or if they just have a collective lack of grammar.

Anonymous Gangsta: The legion will rise to not slay the the beast that doesn't exist! We will air the waves with fire and a storm will come to blow the dogs and cats away!

Friend: Can you translate that from Anonymous English?

Anonymous Gangsta: I pity the dog of the unwise who cannot see the truth behind the shallow lies of the tongue of the wicked.

Friend: ...Okay then...

by NutHouse264 October 6, 2013

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