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A rich, top notch, white majority school in Menlo Park, CA. What most people don't know is that there is a huge problem with fighting there. During my brief stay, I witnessed heads being smashed open with bricks, glasses smashed in fistfights, kids bending eachother's arms backwards around tree trunks. Horrible stuff, and the teachers do nothing to stop it.
A typical day at Oak Knoll Elementary School
Smart Student: Oh hi, I'm new here!
Preppy Kid: Lemme show you around. *beats other student's head in with a brick* Fucking nerd...
Juvenile Delinquent: You suck dick! *twists preppy kid's arm around a tree trunk backwards, breaking it in several places*
Mob of Third Graders: Kill! *all grab large rocks and throw them at people, starting a playground fight*
Teacher 1: What's going on?
Teacher 2: *munches sunflower seeds* Oh, just ten year olds commiting acts of deplorable violence. Want some seeds?
Teacher 1: Do I! *munches seeds and watches as the kids beat the shit out of each other* I hate kids.
Smart Student: Oh hi, I'm new here!
Preppy Kid: Lemme show you around. *beats other student's head in with a brick* Fucking nerd...
Juvenile Delinquent: You suck dick! *twists preppy kid's arm around a tree trunk backwards, breaking it in several places*
Mob of Third Graders: Kill! *all grab large rocks and throw them at people, starting a playground fight*
Teacher 1: What's going on?
Teacher 2: *munches sunflower seeds* Oh, just ten year olds commiting acts of deplorable violence. Want some seeds?
Teacher 1: Do I! *munches seeds and watches as the kids beat the shit out of each other* I hate kids.
by The Brown Kid Who Was Only There for 4th Grade February 14, 2008
Get the Oak Knoll Elementary School mug.The elongated synonym of eleven, used by small children still in the juveniles instead of eleven due to a underdeveloped brain, or lack thereof. It may be applied with other numbers, for example, "elevendy four", to further confuse people. The actual code of "elevendy" is yet to be discovered, though scientists are working on it at this very point in time.
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Get the elevendy mug.- To be unexpectedly be diminished by someone who barely speaks English.
- To be deprived of basic service by way of under performance or lack of enthusiasm.
- To be deprived of basic service by way of under performance or lack of enthusiasm.
All I wanted was a drink and a snack but the employee yelled at me and threw me out of the store. I guess I just got "7-Eleven'd."
by OG Jr. August 8, 2007
Get the 7-Eleven'd mug.Just exceeding the limit of the number of items you can carry in the 10-items-or-less section of the grocer or convenience store, symptoms include: mild distress and possible confusion. The only known cures are to either sacrifice an item to bring the number of items down to ten or to insist to the cashier that you only have ten items.
"Damn, that extra tube of toothpaste means elevenitis... but I can't sacrifice anything... NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!....."
"I'm telling you, there's only TEN items that I have... you're seeing wrong..... IT WAS A CONCEPTUAL ERROR!!!"
"I'm telling you, there's only TEN items that I have... you're seeing wrong..... IT WAS A CONCEPTUAL ERROR!!!"
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An Element Sock Story would be: "Shez has Element socks, and he was like: aw, I have Element socks."
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