Weird Eyed Mongrel

Like mad eyed moody, but not

You: That dude reminds me of Weird Eyed Mongrel.

Friend: What do you mean?

Yes

by I_don't_know_what_I'm_doing August 5, 2021

Brown-eyed Sam

A sexual act where a person takes a shit, doesn't wipe, then has their partner butt-fuck them

"Dude, I heard John in sales and his wife did the Brown-eyed Sam."

by DongDonger42069 May 16, 2023

Green Eyed People

The most PRETENTIOUS bitches to ever exist.

“Actually green eyed people have super secret NIGHT VISION wooshwoosh*” -booger eyed person

by anonymous May 24, 2023

Starry-eyed waif

Used to define a woman one would easily conquer with pretty stories about childhood and shit.

"My mother used to listen to songs and I kept a tape of them all when she died. I intend to drown you in these pretty stories so I can slip in yo pants later."

"I am not some starry-eyed waif here to succomb to your pelvic sorcery!"
Proceeds to cut his throat.

by Dedzi June 2, 2023

One-eyed Flamingo

Alternative Swinger symbol that indicates the couple is into destructive ass play.

After I seen their One-eyed Flamingo in the yard, it was no surprise that she asked me to shove a traffic cone in her ass while hubby watched!

by YoCaptain June 15, 2023

one eyed flounder

This wonderful method of rear entry comes from the all powerful Leanne.
She is a master of taking it in the ass, and enjoys this thoroughly.

Hmm, lets say Josh is getting Leanne from behind, and suddenly knocks out one of leannes arms that is supporting her weight. She will then fall to that side, and land on the side of her face, looking like a one eyed flounder.
thank you and good night

by Josh May 4, 2004

One Eyed Pedophile

A pedophile looking for someone or something specific in a child.

GUY 1- DO YOU SEE THAT GUY OVER BY THE ELMENTARY SCHOOL JUST SITTING THERE.

GUY 2- YA, ISN'T HE A CONVICTED CHILD MOLESTER? WHY HAS HE NOT ATTACK ONE OF THOSE KIDS?

GUY 1- HE MUST BE A ONE EYED PEDOPHILE

by catdogmancowfichboiboy April 15, 2009