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Evan

Evan is an annoying and clingy weird human being. he’s so fucking clingy and doesn’t even let you eat cereal without clinging to you. he is the definition of a simp.
Have you met Evan? Yeah he’s really annoying.
by evanandreesetogether June 25, 2020
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Evan Bayes

Reference to unpopular highschooler by the name Evan Bayes. Term used to describe a situation when someone jokingly says something gay but sounds serious and makes you question there sexuality.
JIm - " Damn Jay your ass looks good in them jeans"
Jay - " Come on man don't pull an Evan Bayes "
James - " Yea dude, I'm praying your straight and just joking"
by MysteryMan03 August 27, 2020
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Evangelion

Neon Genesis Evangelion is a show which first aired on the 4th of October 1995. It was written by Hideaki Anno. The franchise consists of the 26 episode series and 4 movies- with the most recent one being released about a month ago.

The show is extremely difficult to understand plot wise, but that does not mean you cannot enjoy the characters and themes that fit within the show itself. The show is an amazing classic in the anime community and should not be thought of as less than that. When it comes to characters, evangelion does not fail when it comes to relating to a teenage boy jizzing on a german girl in a hospital. of course, this is not for everyone, but i assure you; there are some memorable characters such as Rei Ayanami- who is the face if most of the merch associated with the franchise. Unfortunately, the animation of evangelion is lacking. The original series is obviously very old and the animation is the same. This wasn't improved in the most recent movie (evangelion 3.0+1.0 thrice upon a time) the animation in the most recent movie was extremely bad. i dont mean the main animation- i mean the cgi. pardon my language; but it was absolute dogshit. my disabled grandma can animate better than that. nonetheless- the show ended on a well deserved note; with most (MOST) of the characters having a pretty happy ending. the concept of the show was extremely original for its time- and even inspired others such as darling in the franxx and others.
Alaina- I love evangelion!
Gethin- what the fuck
by Snoooob November 25, 2021
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Evan

a fat stinky ugly whale shaped, hippopotamis round circled obese fuck, gets triggered over anything stutters everytime he talks, doesnt know how to speak and says ¨uhh¨ every sentence, likes honeybuns, twinkes, little debbies chocholate covered donuts, is gay as fuck, a dumbass hick, a loner, has no friends, no one likes an evan. they´re all fat and future obese my 600 pound life stars.
me: ¨hey look its evan¨
friend: ¨oh no, not that diabetic fuck¨
by bigsnagn February 24, 2022
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Evan

A guy with an amazing dad.
Hey hod dad is fit.
Yeah that's evan.
by Evvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvan July 8, 2012
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evanee

Evanee is absolutely stunning! She is an outgoing person, and she makes mistakes but no one can stay mad at her. She is a hard worker and people look up to her. She is also very stubborn.
Evanee is the best.
by Quesadilla's are bomb!! November 14, 2017
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Evan

A Evan is a guy that’s gives the best hug and makes everyone feel good on the inside when with them and he seems to have tons of energy you would like to take away from him who most of his friends are girls but seem not to be able to date them and always gets in to a friend zone while trying learn how to say no to other girls
Man I think I pulled an Evan in class today with Taylor
by Ricktickler2000 February 9, 2018
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