earth fur

Another word for grass.

1. I laid on the earth fur.

by dolenduki May 7, 2014

Ears like a mongoose

Someone with good or supersonic hearing.

Matt, you have ears like a mongoose!

by Heam July 2, 2016

Earth Worm Jim

Someone who appears to have muscle under their clothing, but in fact, they don't.

Tim: Look at John, is it me or has he been working out?
Mario: Nah. He's a Earth Worm Jim. Take off that sweater and he'll look like a run away chiwawa.

by lightsaber4ah8r August 9, 2016

Earth Sandwich Theory

The theory that if there are two pieces of bread touching the crust of the earth at any given time it makes the earth into a sandwich.

"Hey John, can you drop a slice of bread on the ground so we can test the Earth Sandwich Theory?"

by Mediocretes February 21, 2019

ear5htoberr6

ear5htoberr6 is a great mutual

have you seen ear5htoberr6's new tiktok?

no.

oh. then watch it!

by anonymous August 22, 2021

Earth's revenge

The retributive condition against the human species driven by unrelenting, systematic global pollution and generalized planet abuse.

What about this climate change, pandemic disease, horrible hurricanes, floods and wild fires?
No doubt about it; it's the Earth's revenge

by YAWA August 29, 2021

earth fucking

When a man sticks his penis into a earthy hole and has sexual intercourse with the earth, and gives it a full creampie

That man , just went over there into to that moist muddy dirt pile made a tiny hole with his fingers. Whipped out his dick and started fucking the dirt pile. Yeah he is earth fucking

well he does earth smoke, and earth cunnilingus on sappy tree holes.

by Gcrebel February 27, 2022