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epistemizzle

Yo, epistemizzle is all about the brizzle in the vizzle
by Frankenstizzle September 29, 2009
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Epistosity

"Look at the size of that stadium!" "Yeah, it's a 10 bagillion on the epistosity scale!
by Slappy B October 26, 2009
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epistoric

(adj) describing events or feats beyond the appropriate scope of the word epic

root words: epic, historic

pronouned: e-piss-ter-ic
1. Leonidas's epistoric battle with the Persians

2. an epistoric photo of your best friend on a giant bronze statue of george washington on a horse
by southpaw286 January 2, 2010
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Exit Humus

To vehemently insist you are right about something, only to discover you are shamefully wrong.

From Hebrew: יצאת חומוס
you: Listen, I know Pam did Playboy a few times, but that does not mean she has a sex tape.

them: but..

you: Dude. No f'ing way!

them: See Wikipedia for Pam Anderson

you: mm. ok.

(you exit humus)
by tsella March 8, 2010
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exitod

To be exploited by the spanish word exito which means success. If you find your self exitod then you are being exploited by success.
Damn I don't want to go up there twice this week, I am so exitod.
by JARGANKING August 10, 2010
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exastellaric

Aka, do you know why you're exastellaric? Cause you illuminate than one hundred heptalux.
by Alan Smithee September 11, 2011
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exit grenade

1. a timely last-possible-moment off-tone verbal bomb thrown usually during an intelligent discussion that ends expectedly

2. a below-the-belt punch thrown in a long fight milliseconds before being separated.
jasper (as he awaited the 'turn off electronic devices' announcement, having an argument with his wife from his tracked cellular device) - "listen, i understand everything you're saying and I certainly entrust that you mean well, but diet coke is not a healthy drink and you should not be feeding it to our four month old...

...i have done the research woman!

...your breast milk is NOT gross!

...do you think i want to be talking about this while people look at me? i should be at peace right now and getting 'have a good flight' wishes from you, but this is an important matter and i just found out you've been doing this since he was born! listen, i gotta go, the flight attendant is here."

flight attendant (walking down the isle looking left and right -"sir turn your phone off NAOW!"

jasper (gesturing to flip his phone closed) - "listen i gotta go..."

flight attendant - "sir!"

wife (in ill fashioned tone) - "you certainly do Bob. have fun."

jasper (in his mind, as he flips his cell closed while staring somewhere between the nozzle blower and outside) - "this fucking cunt has perfect timing for exit grenades. fuck her! and fuck tsa! alright, get it together jasper; you're not that kind of man."
by beachole October 27, 2012
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