rusty duce

The first crap taken after anal sex which causes bleeding. Possibly due to the iron content of human blood.

I think I drank too much last night. This morning my butt hurts and I dropped a rusty duce.

by Akbar Shabazz Jenkins August 21, 2008

Ducey Doo

The ducey doo is when a man bends another man over while he's not paying attention rips his pants off spreads his buttocks licks his anus counter clockwise. Then sucks his reproductive organ from the back. Usually only performed by military soldiers and veterans.

John just did the ducey doo for little Mason I love my kids.

by Michael Jackson The 3rd November 28, 2017

Doucette

Noun, often capitalized French slang for duck (waterfowl)

The President was a lame Doucette duing the final days of his term.

We roasted him like a Doucette.

by crankyboss November 15, 2010

duced

To Get Beat Bad In A Race

Damn, that man just got duced

by Tay Tay May 3, 2006

duece tre

23" rimz "micheal jordans" (his jersey number) "labron back" (his number is on his back) used in miami n atlanta anywhere in tha durty durty south =

duece=2
tre=3
23" =

i got that chevy sittin high on sum duece trez!! XD

by Dr. Whyty Killa October 1, 2006

loose duece

When you need to poo so bad that it keeps coming back even after you've already completed a normal poop.

Bro, where's Dan at?

Dunno brah, think he had to paddle in from dakine waves because of his loose duece.

by nemo eddie September 24, 2008

double duce

a .22 cal gun

i capped ya wit a double duce

by b August 6, 2003