Dog

Big Harry bear that lies on your couch while your at school or work and gets fatter every day while you work till your depressed and then they start licking your face then it restarts

Lying on your bed then your dog licks you then you love them

by Frick boi December 19, 2019

Dog

The cure for depression

Person: Aww man, I'm so sad.
Dog: *comes over*
Person: Aww yeah, I'm so happy.

by Another Typical Duck May 21, 2022

Dog

Something your mom will never buy you

Me: I want a dog
Mom: tf

by crispysalads March 8, 2019

Dog

Hoe, slut, thirsty,

Hey girl look it him,
Oh my god! James?

Yes!

Eww don't he's a dog

by Boii1998 November 25, 2016

Dog

A dog is a animal that has different breeds or types, yet all of the originate from wild dogs,AKA wolfs.

Guy 1-“I just got a new dog! It’s so cute and so small!” Guy 2/“Can I come over and see it?” Guy 1-“Of course!”

by DeWordMaster July 29, 2020

Dog

A six legged reptile that lives in salt water

This mad dog is going to eat meee!

by ser see swee February 2, 2021

Dog

a furry friend that will always be there for you :D

no one: r u coming to the movie today?
me: no, sorry I made plans with my family today...
no one: oh ok
me: heh me and my dog family

doggo

by .missgirlwentmissing. May 20, 2021