The Cummings Disorder

The passionate urge to run very large distances in a very short amount of time. Normally, without getting tired.

I just ran 5 miles with this dude, and he told me that when he gets home, he's going to run 8 more.

That guy's got an awful case of The Cummings Disorder.

by TheMGMguy September 22, 2012

diarrhea writing disorder

One that suffers from feeling their writing is eminently significant, produces it in voluminous quantities and in unremarkable (often unsolicited) contexts to such an extent that reading it can result in toxicity for passive observers.

"I think I am going to be sick from reading the diarrhea writing disorder afflicted emails he keeps sending on the same topic that are nine paragraphs long with three-four sentences each."

by not reading it October 21, 2012

post-toilet shit disorder

1. Parody of PTSD (post-traumatic stress disorder)
2. Repeated incidents of having to shit more right after leaving the bathroom after a bathroom episode is thought to be finished. See also: second-wave shit

Why's Jimmy always take half an hour to take a shit? He's always late for the football game.
I don't know, I think he's got post-toilet shit disorder

by Roth Vantage November 19, 2014

Post-Dramatic Sex Disorder (PDSD)

Post-dramatic sex disorder (PDSD) may develop after a person is exposed to one or more erotic encounters, such as a 3-way, being bound, spanked, gagged, hooded or overstimulated when having safe, enjoyable, life changing sex. The diagnosis may be given when a group of symptoms, such as stimulating recurring flashbacks, daydreaming or holding onto exciting memories of the event, and sexual arousal, continue for more than a month after the occurrence of the dramatic or erotic event. Most people having experienced a dramatic or erotic event will not develop PDSD. People who experience a major orgasm, are dominated, extorted or coerced into the encounter are more likely to develop PDSD, as opposed to people who experience vanilla sex or merely watch pornography.

Me: I keep dropping my phone . . . It's because of my sweaty palms.
Him: Why are your palms are all sweaty?
Me: It's Post-Dramatic Sex Disorder (PDSD) from being spit-roasted by you and your friend last week.
Him: Oh, I meant to tell you . . . he is on his way.

by Pools Rule August 31, 2015

Communist Fondness Disorder (CFD)

a rare disorder in which a capitalist oddly grows a fondness towards communism.

☭ I have Communist Fondness Disorder (CFD), and I am proud of it, and Stalin is to. ☭

by Rybrotic November 14, 2016

histrionic personality disorder

his-tree-on-ik · A personality disorder chiefly characterized by an insatiable and excessive desire to seek attention from others. They come off as highly sociable and extroverted and present themselves in an overly dramatic flirtatious manner. They become easily upset and resentful when they're not the center of attention.

Brad: Yo dude that hot chick over there is signalling me!
Chad: Be careful, that lady is known to have histrionic personality disorder. She'll sleep with any men she can find, but beware of her fits when you don't give her the attention she craves, which is virtually insatiable. Hence why everyone is ignoring her.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 4, 2021

Pussy Traumatic Stress Disorder

Pussy Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) not to be confused with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder is a mental illness where an individual ,in most cases a male incel, suffers episodes of delusion and hysteria due to the loss of unobtainable pussy.

Chuma: Bro did you hear about R-Boy? Their crush tricked them into watching her get her salad tossed.

Brantly: Awh hell nawh he def’ caught a case of Pussy Traumatic Stress Disorder!

by vinhfumblethebag2timer March 7, 2022