Dilly-Bar

When you shit in someone's mouth (preferably a nice long one), then make them give you a blowjob.

George was bragging earlier that he gave Michelle a Dilly-Bar, I didn't know she was into that kinda stuff.

by Ultenth August 2, 2008

Didey Squirts

Squirts of liquid poo in your dideys or short pants.

I can't leave the house yet, I'm having the didey squirts.

by Dickie Bundle May 24, 2010

dilly bar

A foolish, silly, stupid or unreasonable person. May be used affectionately.

Drawn from a combination of the real meaning of dilly, and the Dairy Queen treat, the Dilly Bar.

My neighbour locks his bike indoors...what a dilly bar!

by Mike McNulty April 13, 2005

Dilly Dally Shilly Shally

Some random expression used to Tifa in the movie Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children. No one is quite sure what it means, but it appears she says it in uncomfortable situations, much like "I don't wanna talk about it!"

Girl: You just cant deal with anything, can you??
Guy: (some lame excuse)
Girl: Oh shut up.
Guy: (more lame excuse)
Girl: Dilly dally shilly shally!

by Christina S May 16, 2006

dilly dally

take your sweet ass time

stop making a day of it dilly dally mother f__ker

by DrPepper June 17, 2004

Santa's Chimney Dilema

Santa spends the whole year deciding whose been good and whose been bad. This means he can only have sex the day after xmas, because the next day he must go right back to work again. Mrs. Clause has gone the whole year un-fucked, so at this point, there is much dust in her vagina. Because of all of the Chimneys Santa has gone down, he is not afraid. But because he has been down so many Chimneys, there is black soot and marijuana resine on his penis. When he fucks Mrs. Clause, her dust is replaced with soot and marijuana resine.

Santa's Chimney Dilema is the grossest thing I've ever heard of, I like the Easter Bunny absense of toilet dilema better.

by Andy K September 15, 2006

dilly

"most excellent of its kind"

outstanding, the best, or equal best

"Dilly Tele" means the London Newspaper Daily Telegraph when acting as its best, objective and generally conservative, with a broad range of views.

Almost anything, however can be dilly:

a pet dog, a day at the races, a girlfriend.

by Mousico February 24, 2009