Larty Darty

A word that is stupid and means nothing yet can be used in everything to piss people off e.g A little bit of larty darty in my life girlee or shut up shleem Liam you stupid larty darty

Shleem liam u larty darty you

by SnoozySloth January 31, 2019

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Blowjob Derby

Setup: Two friends that are both guys, and two girls (they don’t have to know each other)
The Rules: There will be 1 guy per girl, and vice versa, so each guy gets 1 girl. The girls begin giving their partner a blowjob when the guys say go, whichever girl makes her partner cum first wins, the female winners prize: they get to fuck the male loser with a strap on, and the male winners prize: they get to fuck the loser female.

Chad: bro i came first, so now i get to fuck Amanda, and Katie gets to fuck you with a strap on LMAO
Chet: dammit! i guess rules are rules… i always lose the Blowjob Derby.

by MateoTheGreat February 1, 2022

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derry

S**thole City, and County, in Northern Ireland. Known as Londonderry by Unionists.

Look at that Derry wan calling us Tyrone People pussies.

by Desigol May 31, 2005

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The Derby

The one and only derby is held on a saturday in May, at the venerable Churchill Downs. There you will find the greatest collection of drunken Colonels and wretched whores in the country. The day culminates with the running of the ponies! Dreams are made, and hilljack KY college education funds dashed away.

Colonel Levine has made a habit of dawning his Seersucker suit and heading down to "The Derby" each and every year, to make sure dixie gets a shot at his Buckeye Tree

by NPE January 18, 2005

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