daased

Intoxicated, whether drunk or high.

You've been hammering a respectable of brews, you daased yet?

Pass me that binger so I can get bisl daased.

by Andy609 January 7, 2008

Date me boots

Heeled boots worn out to bars and clubs by a woman to attract attention in order to get a date.

The lesser version of fuck me boots. The difference being that date me boots extend well above the ankle but are below the knee.

"Does that girl have fuck me boots on?"
"No, not tall enough. Those are date me boots ... you will have to put some effort in first"

by Onibaku December 16, 2008

dateiversary

The anniversary of your first date.

"We went on our first date five years ago today! Happy Dateiversary!"

by TheDogNerd July 22, 2013

Dateline

To commit an act and attempt to cover your tracks. Also: to hide something and then deny involvement even when confronted with evidence to the contrary.

Mom: The kids never play outside.
Dad: We'll dateline the Xbox. I'll get a hammer and a trash bag.
Mom: They'll never notice.

by Dressbetter September 24, 2016

Silly-date

The act of dating someone during your early to mid-teens when you have no idea what you're doing and are simply going through the motions.

Guy 1: How do you know Tasha?

Guy 2: Oh, we used to silly-date back in 8th grade.

by thesecondcontrecoup February 26, 2009

Dank Date

Dank Date, A time where individuals get together to smoke Cannabis and get toked.

Can also be shortened to;

DD

Dubs'D

MickyV: yo Kate, Dank Date?
Langz: Yerrrrrr moite.

MickyV: DD?
Langz: Does a bear shit in the woods?

by MickyV3113 November 29, 2010

South Tampa Date

When a guy texts a girl to come over after he is done eating, and tells her to grab a redbox movie on the way over. Upon arrival, he explains to her that the only working DVD player is in his dark bedroom. He then tries to rape her before the previews are over.

Hey nancy, did you have a nice date with johnny? No, it ended up just being another south tampa date. :'(

by black panthurr December 8, 2012