dong Kong

A sexual act where you are to eat panda express off of each other from top to bottom until you reach the vagina/penis.

I took my bae on a trip to DONG KONG last night, bruh.

by dick jokeington October 02, 2014

shlong dong

what women want.

Brandon: Dude, check out those hot milfs. Adam: Yeah, they totally want our shlong dongs.

by Mr. jerks alot. July 11, 2008

dong breath

After some ho be giving ya head and then ya sniff her breath, thats be what yall smelling

man that ho is such a skank, she always gots the dong breath

by Dave February 21, 2005

hulk dong

the description of the rare plush green Hulk doll that had a green penis sticking out ofits purple shorts

Paul Levesque sleeps with the Hulk Dong every nght

by Rolento January 10, 2004

Konkey dong

Its like when you say sand hanitizer but with donkey kong

Hey did you know nintendo came out with a new konkey dong ga- FACKCkkCcK!!!!!!!

by MasochistManny March 20, 2020

Dong Hole

The Dong Hole is the small hole on the mans penis or Dong!
This is a insulting term given to someone that acts like a dick. They rarely have anything to say which is worth listening to as the majority of what they say is piss.

OMG, your a fucking Dong Hole!
OR
When someone is talking shit and has no idea what they are saying: "Are you a dong hole?"

by ms500 October 07, 2007

Dong Diving

When a girl (or other sexual partner) unbuttons your pants and exposes your genitals without any provocation and dives mouth open to said genitals.

We weren't alone for longer than 5 minutes till she went dong diving.

Dude you're hanging out with Claire tonight? she is a dong diver for sure

by Hazazz July 23, 2008