A typical event in video games that occurs when there are so many flashing lights on a screen at a given time that you cannot focus on anything, let alone the character you are controlling. It is most common in action games. The term originated from the YouTube channel girlfriend reviews.
Sam: Hey Jake. How are ya doing?

Jake: Pretty tired. I stayed up all night training for the upcoming Smash tournament.

Sam: That game is just diarrhea Christmas lights. I can barely see what I’m doing half the time because there’s so much action on the screen.
by The Phantasm July 25, 2021
mugGet the Diarrhea Christmas Lightsmug.

National Diarrhea Day

National Diarrhea Day is a day to celebrate the lava flow coming from your butthole. We have all experienced the pleasures of an upside down volcano before. So now is the time to celebrate this great holiday with your friends and families! Spread the word of National diarrhea day so more people can celebrate together!
Friend 1: "Hey! , wanna come to our National Diarrhea Day party? We're gonna play brown dodgeball in celebration!"

Friend 2: "Sure man! That sounds lit, I just had explosive diarrhea this morning!"
by Ebola123 February 25, 2017
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microphone diarrhea

a diarrhea-like medical condition in which the sufferer, usually a corrupt incompetent politician, feels the frequent and urgent need to go a nearby microphone or camera for a pathetic little press conference.
lately adam schiff and nancy pelosi seemed to have been suffering from microphone diarrhea
by Sexydimma November 30, 2019
mugGet the microphone diarrheamug.

Black Out Diarrhea

The act of having explosive diarrhea while aggressively spinning in circles causing the victim to become unconscious.
Did you hear what happened to Margo? She ate too much cottage cheese and got black out diarrhea. She sprayed all over the walls!
by Sweaty Jan February 22, 2009
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microphone diarrhea

a diarrhea-like medical condition in which the sufferer, usually a corrupt incompetent politician, feels the frequent and urgent need to go a nearby microphone or camera for a pathetic little press conference.
lately adam schiff and nancy pelosi seemed to have been suffering from microphone diarrhea
by Sexydimma November 14, 2019
mugGet the microphone diarrheamug.
Explosive squirts filled with colorful chunks that a video game uses to blind me.
Have you played Doom Eternal? It’s total diarrhea Christmas lights every 10 seconds.
by Brotatoe721 February 20, 2021
mugGet the diarrhea Christmas lightsmug.

I've got diarrhea

The gay version of "It's that time of the month" to get out of having sex.
Gay 1: Cmon baby, let me slip it in your shit pit
Gay 2: Not tonight, I've got diarrhea
by Kompress0r June 14, 2021
mugGet the I've got diarrheamug.

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