jacks dad

abandoning dad who leaves you for some fine granny fanny

jacks dad is where

by TheFlabbernator April 25, 2017

Deadbeat Dad

Father who doesn't help support {financially, physically or emotionally} his children.

Look at Corey, he's such a deadbeat dad. So many kids but doesn't support for a single one.

by the_girl_he_loves August 26, 2015

soccer dad

Exactly the opposite of a soccer mom. Soccer dads will let their kids do anything the soccer mom forbids them, like Internet or TV or swearing. Soccer dads drive minivans/SUVs, much like the soccer mom.

Guy: Ahhh fucking shoe! For fuck's sake will Nike stop making such shitty uncomfortable shoes? (dont mean it actually)
Soccer Dad: Hey kids, look over to that guy swearing at his shoe. He is a cool guy and I want you to be like him.

by Jack The Black Cock September 8, 2015

My Dad

He gave me Aids.

Dad: "Hey Son! Turns out I'm HIV positive. So you might wanna get checked out."

Me: "Sure thing Dad!"

Doctor: "You've got Aids"

Me: "Shit! MY DAD gave me Aids!"

by MyDadGaveMeAids! December 3, 2018

Bonus dad

A Bonus dad is a man who helps his girlfriend or wife co-parent her children from another man. Bonus dads wipe butts, read bedtime stories, pull splinters out of tiny fingers, cook, go to Little League games, endure minigolf, craft, and do all the other things that birth fathers do during their time with the kids. Generally bonus dads have a cordial relationship with the birth dad and joins in at birthday parties and big events. Bonus dads and the corresponding birth dad approach co-parenting from the belief that a kids can't have too many people who love them in their lives.

Bonus dad: a man who married your mom, the man who protects& defends you, is prouder than hell of you, and loves you like your his own,unconditionaly, not because he has to, but because he wants to.

by Bonus mom September 3, 2016

your dad

Funny/annoying thing to say; or the comeback for girls. . Followed by OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH. best insult/ comeback in all situations

WARNING DO NOT USE IF THE PERSON'S DAD IS DEAD

Guy: What were you doing last night?
Girl: YOUR DAD!! OOOOOOOOOOH

Guy: weres my girlfriend?
Girl: with your dad!
Guy: My dad's dead
Girl. oh my god im so sorry
Guy: SIKE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by ~*~*~}{yP}{Y Q|_|33N~*~*~ July 29, 2006

dad-gummit

"Dad gummit" is a very simple thing to explain.
First, you use reverse dyslexia for the first two letters in each term.
"Gud dammit".
Then one simply fixes the first term by changing one vowel.
"God dammit".
And there you have it.

Dad-gummit, you sneaky little bastard.

by Jacobo Waffle April 21, 2009