Preparing to make fun of somebody, hence the term "crumb," which means to make fun of. The term parodies medieval battles with archers getting ready to fire at their enemy.
A completely unattractive chick walks by and two guys are trying not to laugh.
-"Oh God..."
-"Get your crumbs at the ready!"
And away they go teasing her deliberately.
-"Oh God..."
-"Get your crumbs at the ready!"
And away they go teasing her deliberately.
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I was only going to have one cookie but I couldn’t stop. All I have left is crumbs and guilt. I’m on a crumb down
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The action of orgasming so hard that your semen solidifies. The orgasm feels as if passing a kidney stone, hence the term crumb Most of the time crumbing leaves cuts on the urethra, leading to major blood loss. Many people who have experienced crumbing, say that it made the orgasm better despite the major injury. In some cases you may be able to weaponize your penis and shoot your crumb at people to induce serious damage.
The action of orgasming so hard that your semen solidifies. The orgasm feels as if passing a kidney stone, hence the term crumb Most of the time crumbing leaves cuts on the urethra, leading to major blood loss. Many people who have experienced crumbing, say that it made the orgasm better despite the major injury. In some cases you may be able to weaponize your penis and shoot your crumb at people to induce serious damage.
Billy: omfg I am about to crumb.
Bobby: Oh no, that’s very dangerous. I might be able to use that delicious, bloody crumb as seasoning for my food.
Billy: *crumbs*
Billy: Darn, my urethra is now bleeding due to my crumby orgasm.
Bobby: Oh no, that’s very dangerous. I might be able to use that delicious, bloody crumb as seasoning for my food.
Billy: *crumbs*
Billy: Darn, my urethra is now bleeding due to my crumby orgasm.
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Person 1: "There a tsuniami coming our way"
Person 2: "WHO CARES ABOUT THE TSUNIAMI, THERES AN ANGRY CRUMB ON THE LOOSE"
Person 1: "AHHHHHH"
Person 2: "WHO CARES ABOUT THE TSUNIAMI, THERES AN ANGRY CRUMB ON THE LOOSE"
Person 1: "AHHHHHH"
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