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crumb

a dirty person, someone who gets around, overall worst people in the world. king or queen crumbs are the top of the line, they are the worst of the worst.
Steve was the King Crumb.
by notQUEEN June 16, 2010
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Crumb Dumpster

(noun)
Pronunciation: /krʌm 'dʌmpstər/

Definition: A person or organization that eagerly seeks to participate in, or benefit from the power and wealth of the dominant elite (often referred to as the 'Oligarchs'), even accepting the most minor and unwanted portions of said power and wealth (symbolized by 'crumbs'). Despite being far removed from the direct influence of the oligarchs, they uphold their ideologies, often covertly.

This term often carries a connotation of pretense or hypocrisy, as in the case of a purportedly progressive individual or entity that nonetheless harbors a disdain for poverty and a desire for prestige. A crumb dumpster is distinct from related concepts such as crumb catchers, and crumb bags, which represent different degrees of proximity to and engagement with the oligarchs' power.

Origin: This term is a compound of "crumb", from the Old English "cruma", and "dumpster", an American English term from the 20th century. Its use as a metaphor for a certain type of ambitious individual or organization seems to have originated in the early 21st century, particularly in socio-political discourse.

Synonyms: social climber, sycophant, opportunist, pretender, wannabe

Related Terms: Crumb Catcher (a person or entity that catches and benefits from the immediate fallout of the oligarchs' power), Crumb Bag (a person or entity that removes and disposes of these remnants, potentially for their own gain).
"Despite his public image as a champion for the people, many critics view NYC Mayor Eric Adams as nothing more than a crumb dumpster, secretly supporting the ideologies of the wealthy elite."
by Rosa's Papa May 13, 2023
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Dropping crumbs

When one crackersplains so much they leave a trail of crumbs everywhere
Mandi's quit crackersplaining, your dropping crumbs everywhere.
by Prince Vamp November 16, 2020
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Crumb snatcher

The car wash dude took the change out my cup in my car, wow that dude is a fucking Crumb snatcher
by Ninja 781 February 7, 2021
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Crumb

An 8 feet tall cat who has a bird named perry that likes to say pogchamp.
"IM BUILT DIFFERENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
-Crumb
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crumbed

When someone sneezes crumbs at you
dude1: *sneezes*
dude2: Dude you crumbed me right in the face!
by Maimz November 3, 2009
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Crumb

Someone who cant function as a normal human being. Their value to society is equivelant to the crumbs stuck wedged in your seat.
My coworker is fine working 3 hours a day make ends meet so he can sit home with no cable and air conditioning. What a crumb.
by SlyveryStew March 25, 2016
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