Crumb

A term to describe a general buffoon - typified by continual tomfoolery, at the expense of surrounding individual's happiness. Interestingly, the word can be used as a noun, adjective or verb.
Jack Maxwell-Davis is an absolute crumb.
by CrumbCatcher69 April 16, 2024
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Crumb

Fuck nigga bum someone who’s not on shit
Why you Crumb ass didn’t pick up for me
by Richneph November 24, 2021
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Crumb

Randy: “Yo, look at all those crackers kids!”
Miguel: “ You mean crumbs?”
by 123eatmybutt January 13, 2018
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Crumb

(V.)

The action of orgasming so hard that your semen solidifies. The orgasm feels as if passing a kidney stone, hence the term crumb Most of the time crumbing leaves cuts on the urethra, leading to major blood loss. Many people who have experienced crumbing, say that it made the orgasm better despite the major injury. In some cases you may be able to weaponize your penis and shoot your crumb at people to induce serious damage.
Billy: omfg I am about to crumb.
Bobby: Oh no, that’s very dangerous. I might be able to use that delicious, bloody crumb as seasoning for my food.
Billy: *crumbs*
Billy: Darn, my urethra is now bleeding due to my crumby orgasm.
by TheCrumbMan January 02, 2024
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Crumb

Someone who is extremely small and therefore resembles a crumb, Mainly used in a negative and insulting manner and is a good nickname
"F*** off crumb"
"Come Cardiff with me and crumb"
by Clem12345892373 May 03, 2018
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Crumb

Increments of $1000.00 dollars
I lost a crumb on that game last night
I blew 2 crumbs on that high end chick last week.
That asshole owes me 5 crumbs.
by Jonny Angels February 05, 2018
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Crumb Kid

Friend of the group raised without a mom. Visible lack of character traits and manners from the lack of a motherly figure
That crumb kid over there’s mom died of cancer when he was a kid and now he sucks Dorito dust off of his fingers.
by Uncle Samuel February 15, 2021
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