by Partsdriver August 04, 2022
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When a couple has sex in a new vessel, vehicle or trailer under the guise of an inspection trip. No other passengers allowed.
Funny, Luke and Laura stopped at the porn shop, before heading out of town on their self described shakedown cruise in their new RV.
by Xgishy March 14, 2021
by rubchar August 12, 2009
A reference to the sitcom, “The Office”; particularly, S2 Ep22.
IMDb plot summary: The Dundee Mifflin staff go on a mandatory “booze cruise” to hear Michael give a motivational talk.
Spoilers!: The major turning point of this episode is that Roy announces to his long-term fiancé, Pam, and her coworkers, an official date for their wedding. Disheartened, an intoxicated Jim (who is secretly in love with his coworker, Pam.) confesses his love for her to Michael Scott, their unreliable manager. Also, in the same episode, Jim broke up with his now-ex girlfriend, Katie (S1 Ep6. She’s the “Hot Handbag Girl”)
- this verb slang refers to the imitation of Jim’s actions during that episode.
-To confess your love for someone to someone else, when it feels like you’ve completely lost your opportunity to be with them.
- plus accuracy points if:
• you were drunk during the confession
• they’re a coworker
• they were engaged
• you told it to someone unreliable,
• your boss
• you broke up your current relationship
• It took place on a literal night cruise
IMDb plot summary: The Dundee Mifflin staff go on a mandatory “booze cruise” to hear Michael give a motivational talk.
Spoilers!: The major turning point of this episode is that Roy announces to his long-term fiancé, Pam, and her coworkers, an official date for their wedding. Disheartened, an intoxicated Jim (who is secretly in love with his coworker, Pam.) confesses his love for her to Michael Scott, their unreliable manager. Also, in the same episode, Jim broke up with his now-ex girlfriend, Katie (S1 Ep6. She’s the “Hot Handbag Girl”)
- this verb slang refers to the imitation of Jim’s actions during that episode.
-To confess your love for someone to someone else, when it feels like you’ve completely lost your opportunity to be with them.
- plus accuracy points if:
• you were drunk during the confession
• they’re a coworker
• they were engaged
• you told it to someone unreliable,
• your boss
• you broke up your current relationship
• It took place on a literal night cruise
- Man, man, man. I can’t believe it.
- Calm down, bro. What happened?
- I committed a Booze Cruise :( .
- WHAT? LMAO! You are so dumb, a hopeless romantic 😭.
-I KNOW.
- Calm down, bro. What happened?
- I committed a Booze Cruise :( .
- WHAT? LMAO! You are so dumb, a hopeless romantic 😭.
-I KNOW.
by Brob August 16, 2022
by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018
by tripleXbitch October 26, 2013