blacky cruise

the black guy with the last name cruise who sing the song have no strings in the movie gamer

holy crap is that blacky cruise?

i dont know lets go ask him to sing i have no strings

by havenostrings September 21, 2010

Mexico Cruise of 2007

In 2007 on a cruise ship in Mexico, 35 yr old Eric Quandingle gathered everyone's attention as he pulled a pink balloon and a can of loaded potato soup out of his pocket. He blew up the balloon and then proceeded to remove his red Nike Hyper Shift shoe from his left foot. He then tied the pink balloon to the back of the shoe. At this point everyone on the cruise was watching Mr Quandingle, confused about what the fuck he was doing. He then opened the can of soup and tipped the whole thing into the shoe. "Y'all watch this shit!" screamed Eric as he put the shoe to his mouth and did a shoey, gulping down the soup until the shoe was empty. All the passengers started to chant "Eric, Eric, Eric!" and he loved the attention so to keep the hype going, he ran to the pool and frontflipped in. It was epic

Damn, I'd be real mad if I wasn't on the Mexico Cruise of 2007

by slqur July 21, 2022

Cruise boy

A boy on a cruise who follows girls around until the cruise is over, and then gets their Instagram/Snapchat, and doesn’t stop trying to hit them up for the next week or so.

The girls friends are obsessed with cruise boy, who followed the girl around on a cruise for a whole week.

by Mateito Feito October 24, 2019

low-altitude cruise mammal

strapping an explosive device to a moderately sized mammal (preferably a llama) and dropping it out of an aircraft no higher than 30000ft

dont mess with me or ill launch my low-altitude cruise mammal at you

i have a low-altitude cruise mammal on my plane

i wish i had a low-altitude cruise mammal

by otteb_hershelski April 20, 2011

cruise director

When you're a working mom and you have to be sure that every kid gets to practice, gets their homework done, and goes to play dates with friends. Managing all of it makes you feel like an overworked cruise director.

I'm so exhausted all the time, but for other people. I feel like a cruise director getting everyone to where they need to be.

by Siouxsie Supertramp October 02, 2023

viking river cruise

Whilst in the midst of fucking a Scandinavian prostitute and fully inserted she urinates on you

That prostitute and I left such a mess in that Amsterdam hotel room last night but it was the best Viking River Cruise I've ever had!

by HansGreub3r September 21, 2015

Cruise missile

Any action film starring Tom Cruise.

This weekend Amy and I went to see the latest Cruise missile. Man, that dude is so intense.

by Partsdriver August 04, 2022