Snap, crackle, pop rice crispie treats

This phrase is mainly used when your in public and you either mess up or really mad and you don't want to say a long slur of swears.

"Snap, crackle, pop rice crispie treats"! I ripped my nail!

by A.B.C.D. August 22, 2012

Crispy head

When a girl gives head with chapped lips

" last night I got some crispy head, it gave be dick burns"

by Getrktm8 December 15, 2016

Crispy TJ

When you blowtorch someone's genitals for erotic or comedic purposes.

"Hey Chris, what happened to you last night?"
"My wife wanted me to come home and try a crispy tj. She got off...I got 3rd degree burns"

or

"Dude Chris was being a dick at band practice so i 'accidentally' gave him a Crispy TJ during our performance. I laughed so hard I dropped my fender."

by JR Puffinstuff June 7, 2016

Crispy

A person with the nick name of Crispy thinking it’s funny but it’s actually quite stupid.

Hey have you seen Crispy today.

by Father_Crispy January 6, 2021

crispy

the new word for 'lit'

"omg that party was so CRISPY"

by itscrispy July 28, 2017

Crispy bottom

When you cum on your girls butt and you let it dry

Bowie I gave my girlfriend crispy Bottom last night

by Doggiepoopbag December 2, 2018

The Rice crispy shortage of 2021

In 2021 somewhere in America A very small Town a Rice crispy shortage happened i’m not sure how The shortage happened but it did

Person 1 Time to buy some rice crispies for the party

Person 2 you know there’s a shortage of Rice Krispies right?

Person 1 wait what

Person 3 it’s the Rice crispy shortage of 2021!

by Grunt who likes potatos December 24, 2021