case of crispies

case of light beer

"Could smash CFA and a case of crispies for $40"

by crispy_boy August 7, 2018

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Crispy

Stoned and tipsy.

A shot and a bowl is bound to make you feel crispy!

by ZakiahGrant July 5, 2021

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Crispy

Generally relating to being very old.

Man, your grandpa's gotten real crispy recently.

by Reprovague August 2, 2022

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a crispy missus is when a male is fornicating with a female significant other, to which, instead of ejaculating inside of the sweet sugar walls, he pulls out and globs all over her stomach and breasts. Thus creating a crispy missus.

Male: Pulled the old crispy missus last night and splooged all over her chebs

female friend: Nice one mate, I wish I could be someone's crispy missus.

by Fabio Stiller November 28, 2020

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crispy tone of a cough

the satisfying frequency of an expulsion of air from the lungs and throat, typically when one is sick or has a build up of mucus.

woah, the crispy tone of a cough really gets me bricked up.

by jinluver February 20, 2022

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Crispy TJ

When you blowtorch someone's genitals for erotic or comedic purposes.

"Hey Chris, what happened to you last night?"
"My wife wanted me to come home and try a crispy tj. She got off...I got 3rd degree burns"

or

"Dude Chris was being a dick at band practice so i 'accidentally' gave him a Crispy TJ during our performance. I laughed so hard I dropped my fender."

by JR Puffinstuff June 7, 2016

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