Crambled

When a former lad and all round legend becomes a proper meff and serial bailer.

Alright lads, is Craig lad out?

Yes lad, he is defo out

*2 hours later*

Where's Craig?

No idea.

We've been crambled again.

by Brucey W March 3, 2016

crampa

When your nose fizzles and burns after you drink soda.

I burped and my nose crampaed.

That soda really makes my nose crampa.

by Marc Tally April 7, 2017

Cramalitious

When a girls looks like she wants to have sex.

Ooh boy, yo bitch looking cramalitious

by thesmartestguyever October 5, 2017

cramwaggle

When the male penis gets cum block then develops a cramp in his dick. Then sex gets really boring and basically hot shit.

Dick 1: Hey did you hear Greg got cramwaggle while fucking Rebecca
Dick 2: Sounds accurate

by Tiggle Wiggle December 12, 2017

Cramouille

Cramouille - from the French meaning "Wet Slit" or a woman's genitals.

Congress is stuffed with a bunch of Cramouille cowards.

by Euqinimod May 17, 2018

crammered

One who is high enough to be considered intoxicated.

Damn Willie was crickity crammered last night

by youngchalupa May 21, 2018

Cramer Win

A defensive struggle, in which one team (usually managed by a redhead) luckily wins, although they would have lost to any other opponent in the league.

The Bills had a nice Cramer win against the lowly Titans today.

by Woodysanger October 7, 2018