cranking your closet

When a closeted person masturbates to LGBT pornography.

Quit cranking your closet and come out already

by itchygabe December 10, 2025

arse cracling

you know when u do a really big shit and it leaves poop in the hair on ur arse and after a while it sollidifies and becomes small balls of poop wrapped in hair and shit well when u save them up for eNough time then u can make a sausage out of this once this sausage shaped poop master is formed u have created the almighty arse cracling and nothing will ever be as epic as the thing u have just done

dude the other day i made some pretty AMAZING ARSE CRACLING and i ate it for like 5 days.... my girlfriend refused to kiss me for 8 weeks :(

by twatsc October 18, 2008

sleep crackin

The act of spending money so fast, you are at $0 before you know it.

I don't know where my last $300 went, I must have been sleep crackin!

by Irocn86 January 16, 2010

Hackin' & Crackin'

An activity performed by a tech geek at all hours but mostly at night. It involves hacking into other computer systems and cracking passwords.

Dude, what are you still doing up, it's 4am?

-Just Hackin' & Crackin'....tryin to score some free internet porn.

by jimrome69 March 11, 2011

butt crackin

When the pants on a guy or girl fall down at least 2 inches below the butt-crack reveling the butt crack, a thong or other undergarment when they sit down.

The dude on the steps was butt crackin.
When the chick sat down at her desk, she was butt crackin.

by schuppgirl June 16, 2011

Click clacking

To work on a computer or phone

I spent all day at work click clacking.

by dmbpoetic November 30, 2011

nut clacking

The act of sweeping ones nuts across a friend or enemies keyboard

Guy1: dude i just saw joe nut clacking your brother
Guy2: you sick fuck thats not cool

by dank-smoker32 October 20, 2013